the worst ace around

Yachi stumbled around, everyone was either practicing or taking breaks and she was trying to help when she could but she just.. Wasn’t needed really, so she tried to look around some to see who was taking a break, and maybe pick up some trash people left.

With her eyes to the ground looking for trash, she hadn’t realized the giant guy standing in front of her- Not realizing until she had walked face first into his crotch anyways.

Totally.

He wondered what the rest of the team was doing. Were they looking for him or did they simply not care enough? Lev bit the inside of cheek, considering to go back. After all, who was he to deprive them the pleasure of his company? In the midst of his thoughts, he felt a little bump down there. Was he getting a boner now or something? Ew. Weird. 

Looking down to check out his wang, he was shocked. That was a girl, not a boner. Those two things were not similar in any matter. That was when it hit him: the number one thing he never expected in his life happened. Somebody walked into his crotch. This girl slammed into his crotch with her face.

"Oh my goodness." That was the first thing that came out from her mouth when she suddenly opened the door, she averted her eyes and gasped.

"Whatever you’re thinking, I swear I had no intentions or whatsoever."

She took a deep breath and slammed the door shut, shivering at what she had glimpsed on.

Practice? It seemed to be the only word that he heard.. Well, practicing would be interesting with this guy, right? Horseradish stared down at the ball in his hands, spinning it a little bit as he thought.

”..I guess.. We can practice together.” He muttered, holding the ball out towards the taller male as an excited expression came on his face.

A small groan escaped his lips, only to have a pout follow shortly. He honestly hoped for something cooler, like... like...? (Cue cricket sounds.) Okay, forget that, practice sounded great as of now.

NAME: mya

ALIAS[ES]: myaco?? also a lot of people call me a meme

DATE OF BIRTH: August 28th

GENDER | SPECIES:  Female | starter pokemon

PLACE OF BIRTH: lame small village in poland, but lived a long time in the US

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Polish, Hebrew (only a bit), English, French.

OCCUPATION: gay High Schooler

DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: idk i have before | nah | nah LIKE[S]:  soda, soda, Soda

DISLIKE[S]: not having soda, no soda

PERSONALITY TRAITS: [expand dong oikawa]

DISORDERS: umm mild autism but thats it

{ P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N }

HAIR COLOR: red kinda?? idk i wanna say auburn but

EYE COLOR: Brown 

HEIGHT: 5’6”

TATTOOS:  nah

PIERCINGS: im a weenie so 

{ F A M I L Y   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SIBLING[S]: Older brother, younger sister

PARENT[S]: dad (deceased), mom, step-dad

CHILDREN: haha and then what :)

PET[S]: stupid cat, one bird

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: who Knows

ROMANTIC PREFERENCE: funky mystery music

    It was no surprise that one of the boys had grabbed the wrong water bottle by mistake. They were so exhausted from flying falls and running that they probably didn’t care who’s it was.

"Please return this to Haiba Lev."

A request from Shimizu she couldn’t deny. Yeah, it was kinda dark out and sure she might be given some unwanted attention by a bunch of boys, but if anyone deserved a break from constant B.O. and "ossu!" it was Shimizu.

    Haiba Lev … Lev? Like in lev-er, or did it sound more like leave? She let herself wonder as she walked along. It was darker than she thought it would be. A whole lot darker. This place wasn’t haunted or anything, right? O-Of course not! Ghosts aren’t even rea—

                                   -!!

    Her heart nearly jumped right out of her chest as she saw someone—or perhaps something coming down the hallway towards her. Long, lean pale and lanky. She was a goner.

     ‘God, what did I do to deserve such a terrifying death?’

He didn't stop the charade until he officially pissed off Kuroo-senpai, which was a imprudent mistake on Lev's side. Now, thanks to his big mouth and once amusing spectacle, the first year was forced to go out and take back what was once his. Ugh. Why couldn't anybody take a joke anymore?

Aimlessly strolling, Lev didn't think too much of the darkness surrounding him. There was more things to be feared, like spiders, or sharks that could talk. Maybe snakes with arms... (Especially snakes with arms.)

When the useless thoughts of reptiles flexing and arm wrestling left his mind, Lev opened is eyes and looked forward. He could spot a small little dot nearby - was that a little kid? What would a kid be doing in the hallway? What if it was a dwarf coming to fight him. No - no. This was no time for his over-active imagination to strike.

"Aren't you a little young to be ou—"

Lev was stopped mid-sentence by a surprise attack. So this was someone trying to fight him... He was slow to reacting to the throw, not even sure of the weapon of choice that was hurled in his direction. It wasn't until he could feel his tennis shoes start to dampen due to something... wet? Casting his eyes downwards, he spotted his once missing water bottle that now had its cap partially unscrewed.

He just happened to start wandering around the area, peeking in the gym of practicing people before walking around some more to see who was practicing outside, maybe Sugawara was free enough to let him join in with practice? He was a nice person and Horseradish thought it was easy to hit his tosses!

His new mission was to find the older male, so he ran all around, but it seems he was nowhere? Daichi was nowhere to be seen either.. Maybe.. They were together? Horseradish shook his head a bit, there was no way!! Right?

"Hey, short kid!"

Horseradish jumped in shock at the yelling, they couldn’t be speaking to him, right? He wasn’t short„ ha ha ha, he laughed mentally in a nervous manner, no way he was being called short.

"Over here! Look at the tall kid!"

'Just ignore it' He thought as he started trying to sneak away, they weren’t talking to him, not him..

"Look at the tallest person yelling! Hey! Shorty McShort Short!" 

"Raaaaaaah!!!!!!?????!!"

That certainly wasn't the reaction Lev was expecting from his generous shout outs. Did he say something wrong? Maybe it was the fact that he didn't introduce himself first, or frightened him..? Racking his brain, he couldn't come up with any other thing that he could have possibly deserved such a scream.

"Are you talking to me!!!!??"

Lev snorted at the question - Horseradish sure was a funny guy. There was no way that question was serious. No one could live their life in such denial. He was glad that he chose to strike a conversation with him; he was a lot better than being a third wheel to those other losers who he wasn't about to name.

"Yeah...!" Lev would have said the other boy's name, but he fell short and simply left it with a 'yeah'. "Wanna hang out out something, or practice!" 

"Really?" Lev didn't seem to care, but he had a nagging feeling in the back of his mind. "You have a piece of barbecue on your face, so heads up." 

“So, what d’ya want to talk about?”

"Hey, Kenma," Lev now dropped the honorfics and pointed at the top of the older boy's head. "Has anyone ever told you that your roots are super noticeable? You should dye them! Unless it's like a fashion statement or something."