Magpie/Crow

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

I think I want to go by magpie but like also have a similar more traditional name

multiple names club 🔥🔥🔥

Like on the lines of Margret idk

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Ooh how easy it is to fuck ones sleep schedule

there's a rumor (?) that some kid brought his phone into the ap test and if I have to take it again because of him I'm going to explode the college board

I will disintegrate in an explosion of violet light and take all of you with me

wonderful

he says he was sick the day before didn't want to miss the test so asked his doctor (the doctor named Dake) what he could take and then took ALL the recommendation and forgot to put away his phone because he was high out of his mind

Oh also for the record I overheard someone who was next to him claiming he was on it

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

It’s accurate to yooouu

IM NOT DEAF. YOU PEOPLE DONT ENUNCIATE YOUR WORDS

Me and mustache can hear each other and you just fine!

who the fuck is mustache????

Fuck you auto correct I said eusine

Huh i didnt know euseal could be autocorrected that badly

Euseal would be look I seal with the hair sweep

what

"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed

my ass went "oh i need to update my fandoms cause of SFAWTDE" and turns out it was already on there, wasnt at the top tho so i had to move it up

I need food, but I'd rather just go to hell

Mood