hoo boy, old lady science s-she bucks pretty hard

I- I don’t think he wants it back. It’s kind of like he passed the torch. Or rather threw it at me. He’s got his own thing going on…

When I’m bored I play Minecraft with shaders. To really enjoy that chill ambiance, man. I just play video games to de-stress and forget. A majority of the time I’m staring at a screen, so what do I do? Stare at a screen some more.

I'm premature balding so I feel like I'm gonna resemble Larry from the Three Stooges in a few years. Yeah, puberty and constant anxiety is a fun combination.

17, I’m a first and only born. So technically I could of been a Summer? Or probably a million other combined genes. But no ones cares about those timelines. No one cares about Rick and Toby. 

Angry Rick and me in the olden days. Eh, it was an okay day. No space cruiser yet. Just 4 and a half minute long errands in and out of portals. I broke my 4th right toe in one, but that was my fault. I swung my foot too hard on an invisible couch and everyone thought I was being a hypochondriac. So I was just hobbling in pain around the house for days.

Hah haha, take it easy, stranger! That’s funny!