the flowers will be blooming

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Honestly most people under the age of 20 don’t know how to be a decent person. Although I don’t really know or care about your past dating history, I’m sure they were trying to get a reaction out of you. Which has worked. 

Sorry. I got a little heated for a second... I might have slammed down some Bang energy drinks to cope with the shock while also giving myself the caffeine boost to exercise through the pain.

Yeah I’m not going to touch this one because I don’t really know what to say. But I’m sure you’ve been doing good with the yoga and dieting though.

Do you know how hard I’ve been working on doing my standing split? I can almost hold it for a long time. A very long time!

I'm doing alright, Kurt. I've missed you both so much. We really need to catch up. Coffee date soon?

I think I honestly would have tried to enjoy it even more than I did. I kind of thought I'd always have time to do all the things I had planned. But... That was super childish of me. I probably would've not used that stutter to hide from people for so long. There was no use in it. I probably could've been enjoying my high school life much sooner.

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I’m pretty sure no one has manners these days. 

Honestly, I’m not even surprised at this point because these kids say the craziest stuff about their parents, the craziest stuff about themselves, and even the craziest stuff about me. But pregnant??? I haven’t even kissed a boy in the last few months that wasn’t gay. How am I gonna get pregnant? I mean, who am I? The Virgin Mary?

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Some kids just love to be little snots. The lack of filter that kids have plus the horrid parenting by some people just makes it even worse. I’m pretty sure you’re like, the tiniest person I know other than Berry. I wouldn’t worry about it.

This kid is almost old enough to start doing his taxes. He’s on his way to having a mortgage and a car payment. He’s old enough to know the difference between a pregnancy bump and a lunch bump!