i just made you up to hurt myself

can i come over and commit murder-suicide

puppy boy enrichment time where they sit on the floor while you work and you pat their head and call them a good boy (maybe they'll even entertain you while you work)

you wanna cum? hey, dogs dont talk. maybe ill let you if you bark, though. come on, stop being shy, bark if you really want it... huh? whats that? baby, you're just barking and whining at me. i cant understand you. what do you want?

hey. mouth at his dick over his jeans. kiss his belt buckle. suck it over his boxers. get real desperate with it. okay?

sluttiest thing a man can do is pass out from pain

*gently places a cigarette in your mouth and lights it like you are a captured war criminal and i am the commander leading you to your execution* 

Remember, you can hit that puppyboy as hard as you want he'll still come back to you

(Gushing blood from a gash in my head) Am I a good boy

sometimes images of forcefemming that guy from that band you like get beamed directly into your brain. and you have no choice but to jack off to this

oh i think i would be sooo good at sitting in your lap

guy who keeps saying "does puppy want a treat?" before he passes you the joint. guy who holds it up to your lips while you pull and says "good dog" when you inhale a little too much