The Sweet Goofball

1. State your name: becca 2. State the name that your parents almost named you: oh god i have no clue 3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my little brother 4. What was your first job?: i’ve never had a job :))))))) 5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? i accidentally typed sharted instead of started 6. Do you miss your ex? :(((((( 7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? neither. fuck chocolate 8. Do people praise you for your looks? lol 9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black 10. How do you wear your makeup? i don’t ? 11. What are some of your nicknames? becks, satan, bakao 12. How many bedrooms are in your house ? 3 13. How many bathrooms? 2 14. Do you have a job? no 15. Do you have a car? no 16. Do you work out every week? i wish  17. Did you brush your teeth this morning?  honestly i don’t even remember 18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yup 19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes 20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? a one-piece but i usually wear a shirt and shorts over it  21. Do you like your eyes? depends on the day 22. Do you think you are pretty? sometimes? 23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? ma 24. How much money is in your checking account? 40 something? 25. Are you single? yeah 26. Do you want kids? don’t ask me that 27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: gray and light blue 29. Last movie you saw in theaters: divergent??

“We’ve got a lot of work to do…” 

L.W. (via thenightturnsintomorningagain)

ancient sports anime proverb (via straightspike)

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One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse Three: Your muse owns mine for two days Four: My muse submits for yours Five: My muse dominates yours Six: My muse gives yours a striptease Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night Nine: Our muses do the deed Ten: Our muses hug one another Eleven: My muse nibbles yours Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed Twenty:My muse will tease yours (take that however you will) Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting,kissing, etc.) Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above

So obsessed with this little ditty.