taissaf:
I can only imagine, considering how quickly you spilled your Marvel secrets to me, I had a feeling it would be a bit difficult. Oh, you’re so kind, comprising and all. I’m one lucky lady! I would expect nothing less, Baby Peters says no to the spooky announcement as well. So it’s two against one. Ev, I’ll kick your ass, I’ll do it!
I can’t help it! When I’m excited I want to tell everyone and you know how excited I am about this. I know, I’m such a good husband but that’s only because you’re the best wife so I have to keep up with you. All these compliments doing anything for you? I promise, I’ll behave. I won’t mention ghosts or demons and it’s not because I’m scared you’ll kick my ass. I’m too fast I could easily evade you.
I’ll leave it up to you then, you can tell everyone, I’ve let our family know so we don’t have to worry about that. You’re spoiling me, you really are. I happen to think you might be a better husband than I am a wife but I better be getting bonus points for this. It’s definitely because I threatened you but I’ll pretend it was of your own decision. You’re not that fast, I’d catch you, no problem!















