Chaos and piss, watching the storm passing

"Not always, most of the times it is though. It’s exactly why I rather travel with my bike than subway."

"That sounds exhausting. Maybe that's where you get all those muscles."

Aren’t you just a bundle of joy..

"Did anyone ask for your fucking opinion?"

Aren’t you just a bundle of joy..

"Yes, always. But you’ll get used to it… Maybe."

"Damn, I've had a lot of people tell me to get used to it. That's shit. Can't this city just function?"

"That's just fan-fucking-tastic."

“Something like that. And I’ll have you know that this blonde loves trouble. It’s fun.”

"Right. But I bet the second you lost control, you'd freak. That's the thing about trouble: you've got to lose it for it to be really fun."

"I’ll have to agree with you there. Sometimes creating chaos is fun."

"Well, well. A little trouble maker. Can't say I expected it from someone so...blonde."

"Yeah, but I’m not sure why you’d think that’s a good thing. It screws up everyone’s schedules."

"Nothing's wrong with a bit of chaos, hon."

"Oh man I wish I’d seen it… That would’ve been fantastic…"

"It was...tell me you have a story to swap. I'm in desperate need of entertainment." 

"So it causes problems for everyone? Not gonna lie, sounds kind of fun."

"Oh I do love people making a tit of themselves. It can definitely make a dull train journey better…"

"A kindred spirit, bless. It was like a bunch of dominos in penguin suits, I could have died laughing right there."

I am. But of course, there's a delay two stations away that's shut down the whole line. This would be funny if it wasn't fucking with me.

"Yeah. The transport is always shit. Or it can be worse."

"Sounds like so much fun. On the plus side, I watched some guy knock a bunch of businessmen over on the subway. That was pretty funny."

Fuck. Well, it could be a little fun to make a nuisance of myself.