I just don’t like to see my sensei crying, that’s all.
Yeah, you really are an expert at rivalries, sensei. Do you think Shino would agree to be my rival? That’s a good point—those bug-related jutsu gross me out…
Eh—no thanks, I don’t want any of his hair embedded into mine. Wearing my victim’s hair on me seems a bit barbaric, anyway.
I suppose that could be a tad bit demoralizing the the morale of the team! Seeing your fearless leader in tears is obviously something that could shock even the sternest of shinobi.
Yes! He seems like the type that's always just itching to be noticed. So you offering to be his rival would be of great benefit to the both of you!
You're right; it is a bit...uncivilized. But sometimes, a shinobi must do anything to deny power to their enemies!















