Things that happened while Ashley and I watched Thor:
Discussed Chris Hemsworth's ass
Discussed Natalie Portman's beauty
How one would have sex with Thor (there's a lot of stretching)
Loki wants tigers and a Slip N Slide in Asgard
Asgard has a lot of unnecessary architecture
Laufey looks like he fell asleep on a waffle iron
Mjolnir and Thor are in love
Ashley perches on Asgardian balconies and tries to convince Loki and Thor to kiss
Ashley wants a threesome with Loki and Thor
The lighting in Thor is beautiful
We want to be Loki's concubines
Thor and Odin often fight about what movie to rent and Odin ends it with "You're not king yet! We're getting The Help!" "But I want Transformers!" "No!" And Loki just wants to watch Atonement
Frigga loves Loki the most. Odin plays catch with Thor while Frigga and Loki bake cakes.
Loki stopped at Gucci store before visiting Thor on Earth and was hit on by a gay salesman
Thor is really loud during sex
Things that didn't happen while Ashley and I watched Thor:
Actually watching Thor
