#zpoc

An intrepid spy goes undercover to infiltrate... a chocolate company. To find out why his favorite brand of baking cocoa has gone AWOL for months now, this is a catastrophe in the making-!

No, seriously, it is. We know from Van Von Hunter, Slayer of Evil Stuff! (yes, it’s a manga) that brrrrownies are better than brrrrrains, restoring zombies to their pre-bite cognitive state and even possibly healing the affliction... so long as the chocolate keeps coming. Obviously multiple zombie outbreaks have been halted in their tracks not only by heroic Boom Headshots, but by scattering Hostess’ Cupcakes and other sundry treats in strategic locations, and providing every survivor with a shock blanket and a big mug of hot cocoa.

Marshmallows are optional, but appreciated.

All of which means there may be thousands, possibly millions of zombie infectees who have no idea... because they have a daily chocolate habit.

And now a major cocoa brand has vanished from the shelves, its next delivery date being constantly pushed back to “two weeks from now”. Chocolate lovers know what they like. They will falter without their favorite brand; in some cases, the one brand they can tolerate. Their chocolate consumption will drop, and if it reaches a critical threshold-!

It takes only one unsuspecting infectee to start a new plague. This could spark outbreaks worldwide. Unacceptable.

Get hired. Infiltrate company security. Find out what’s going on. The fate of the world - or at least the morning cup of mocha - depends on it!