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Flower Power. 🌸 🌺 🌹 💐🌷🌼🌻 #wwsg #werewolfstyleguide #businessassholestyle #springsprangsprung #flowerpower #powerclashing #corporatedisrupter #FieldOfFlowersInASeaOfBeige (at Downtown Pittsburgh)

Work from home look (when it’s not freezing cold): sports bra, #PennywiseTheDancingClown T-shirt, comfy floral skirt. Messy dirty hair in pigtails. No socks. No shoes. No worries. #springsprangsprung #workfromhomechic #wwsg #werewolfstyleguide (at Bon Air, Pennsylvania)

Another thing I bought. #SWEATERCAPE The colors and the lack of an appropriated pattern made this a win even if I can’t really wear it for a while. #wwsg #werewolfstyleguide (at Bon Air, Pennsylvania)

Something I did buy? These velour leopard print stretch pants because I felt like it was important that they have a good home with a big ass and a weird cameltoe. Hahaha. I couldn’t resist. The shirt was a little smudge too tight and I couldn’t justify it. #werewolfstyleguide #wwsg #powerclashing #powercameltoe #velourcameltoeseverywhere (at Salvation Army)

The weather outside is delightful. #wwsg #werewolfstyleguide #powerclashing #businessassholestyle (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)

To combat the mounting toxic hyper aggressive nonsense of yesterday and the bad feelings all around, here is today’s color explosion. Here’s to using #RainbowPower to smother some bull shit. #wwsg #werewolfstyleguide #businessassholestyle (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)

Today was ridiculously busy and hectic and stressful. A true last day of the month and after an even more stressful commute home and threats of violence against me. I still somehow managed to snap a couple of quick pics before I changed and went and did yard work. My face belies the truth of the day though. Awkward forced smiles. No truly full body pics. Tomorrows outfit and weather are going to be even better. Here’s to tomorrow being better. #werewolfstyleguide #wwsg (at Bon Air, Pennsylvania)

Let’s talk about why I thrift for 4+ hrs every time I go out. I. Try. Everything. On. It’s also why I prefer stores organized by color. A lot of these button downs have short comings, none of which can’t be overcome. However, if I shopped based on what I thought my size was, I wouldn’t have bought an of them. TECHNICALLY I’m an XL at the smallest based on modern sizing. In trying on these shirts and determining if I could make the issues work for me, I was able to curate an even weirder wardrobe for myself. Problem 1: Gut/butt ratio! Notice that nice wide upside down Y at the bottom of some of these shirts? Tuck that fucker right into a skirt. BOOM. No one notices. Problem 2: Tit gap! Throw on a bright or solid tank under and don’t go the whole way to your throat with it. Put on a fucking tie! Bright fun layer infinity scarf. Additional solution: leave them unbutton for a casual look. THEY ARE HAWAIIAN/HAWAIIAN-ESQUE SHIRTS AFTER ALL! Don’t let your preconceived idea of your size in the fucky insane world of ever varying clothing sizes keep you from trying something on! Make something with small issues work for you anyway! Try that thing that’s catching your eye and fuck the label sizing. (Next time on #WWSGTipsToWin: Learn your measurements and give and take for buying online from resale shops!) #wwsg #werewolfstyleguide (at Bon Air, Pennsylvania)