#zozmite

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HEY? TURNS OUT I DON’T.

truly appreciated that youre sharing  you know  at three in the morning  nearly four  because getting songs stuck in ones thinkpan at this hour is all a girl could ever want!

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

You can always count on me for ill-placed facetious comments in a sea of otherwise disconcerting content.

@vacantnookgurgler Get me Chinese food.

//guys guys guys look at this amazing commission @absylphe did for me! look at my gorgeous girl! ive been crying all day waiting to post this im so happy about the result

AGAIN WITH THE “OUT OF SCOPE” SHIT. I DON’T HAVE A “FURSONA” AND I OBVIOUSLY DON’T PLAN ON INVESTING THAT MUCH BRAINPOWER TO COOK ONE UP. AND THIS ISN’T AN INVITATION FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO THINK FOR ME, IF YOU CAN EVEN CATEGORIZE MAKING AN ANTHRO-FUR-KARKAT UNDER ANY LINE OF COMPREHENSIBLE “THOUGHT”.