Jul 2, 2020
[calls her up] what's the difference between a tablespoon and a teaspoon?
[She places the phone between her ear and shoulder] A tablespoon is about three times the amount of a tablespoon, why do you ask?
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[calls her up] what's the difference between a tablespoon and a teaspoon?
[She places the phone between her ear and shoulder] A tablespoon is about three times the amount of a tablespoon, why do you ask?
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thanks for them cheery words. keep all bein in a bad place, and shit it’s just real nice to be hearin some sorta fun shit from someone, if that be makin sense.
You can always count on me for ill-placed facetious comments in a sea of otherwise disconcerting content.
△ If you had to list 10 friends that you'd bang/sleep with/etc, who would they be and how do you decide their ranking position?
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I missed this, but in my defense, you sent it late.
2/10. I don’t have ten friends I would bang/sleep with/etc. Which is to say, I don’t have ten friends here. You’re essentially asking me for the ten people on this website I talk to the most, which I suppose would be John, Vizcai, Aradia, Dolch, Miss Memesky, Flora, Jack, DC, Alan, and Zoz. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I would by no means be willing to sleep with all of them.
You asked how I would decide their ranks, not to rank them, so I suppose I will say simply: after much contemplation and consideration, I would likely conclude the most effective way to determine their “ranking position” would be based off of how much I want to sleep with them. Funny how that would work, is it not?
△ what do you think of the last five people you interacted with?
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2/10. They are, to the best of my recollection, as follows:
@hashrapping, @nuixium, @maroonblood, @cinnabarf, and @malleablepersonage.
Dolch shares, which is nice, and he’s potentially excessively attractive. He’s also a fellow Texas survivor. So, I think he’s alright.
John is very silly and very shameless, but very kind. I trust him a great deal. 10/10 Egbert. He is, funnily enough, also potentially excessively attractive.
And Aradia is gorgeous as a goddess as well. It seems I have been cursed to only speak to divine beings of the physical realm? Incredibly well-read, very smart, very sweet. She’d be a heartbreaker if she weren’t so nice.
I don’t know ... ... ... I can’t actually remember his name. Which completes my sentence fittingly: I don’t know Tumblr User Cinnabarf very well. They seem nice enough, though perhaps like the type to flounder a bit. Luckily I think they wear the look just fine.
And Kris, aside from Thy Cursed Holiday he hath created, is wonderful company. I’m looking forward to meeting him properly tomorrow.
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I need to finish these.
I do not know you very well. I think you are likely very wrong about a lot of things given what I have seen of you. All that said, you seem sweet, in your own morally defective way.
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You, Mister Two Cum Lord, are baffling. I think you write like a bot would. I often wonder if you truly have friendships, and relationships. Do you let people in? Does the emptiness ever get quite tiring? Under all the layers of deflection, the masks you put on to distance yourself from your own self-hatred and the apparent conclusion that you deserve your fate, do you still let some fraction of yourself roam the halls of that mind?
I would never ask, of course. It is your mind, and your decision to make. But for all the games you play to keep yourself at a distance of those emotions, you seem, at your core, like somebody that may just be a good person. I hope you permit yourself that identity of yours and the relationships to come with it even if you are not, and even if only in private where neither I nor any other mere acquaintance will ever see it.
△ what would be a good ass night for you?
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4/10.
Any night spent in good company, even if that company entails them crying into my shoulder. The sort of night where you feel closer to someone at the end of it, you know? Those are good ass nights, as you put it.