#zoyabelle

1. None 2. None 3. None 4. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 5. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 6. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 7. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 8. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 9. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 10. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 11. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 12. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 13. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 14. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 15. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 16. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 17. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN 18. sponsored by PATIO TOWN 19. SPONSORED BY PATIO TOWN (I’m going to be pissed if there is a patio town that I am actually giving free promo to GODDAMNIT I JUST GOOGLED IT AND THERE IS AH FUCKING PATIO TOWN ASLDFHASJLDKFJ) (FUCK YOU PATIO TOWN) (FOR BALANCE) (OTHER PATIOS AVAILABLE) 20. FUCK YOU PATIO TOWN 21. Patio town owes me money. 22. patios are entirely overrated. 23. Decking. Try decking. 24. Patios = Terrible. honestly my uncle fell off a patio once and ended up in a water feature, and although this was a heartwarming and comedic moment to be recalled fondly at future family function, I really feel this illustrates the perils inherent with patios. 25. None 26. Patios are the worst. Just don’t go outside. Refuse all bbq invites. Tie a bunch of balloons to your house and just Up your way away from all out door space responsibilities. 27. Fuck you patios (although I’m basically over it now and my wrath is reserved for sheds, because can I find a handy man to come and quote me for laying the base for a shed? NO I CANNOT. But nevertheless, patios, grr. A bugger to clean etc.) 28. (fucking patios.) 29. ALSO PATIOS CAN SUCK MY WRITERLY DICK. 30. *glares at all your patios* 31. FURTHER SIDE NOTE - Actually, I don’t even need to say it. You all know. 32. PATIOS! *high pitched shriek of pain* 33. Okay so. Patios. Etc. 34. SPONSORED BY YOU KNOW WHOMST NOT

From Russia (with unsaid) by @yotoob