#zouger

Dear Eshka,

leave me aloneee stop following me around you ungrateful bastard cat

Love,

Happy birthday to one of the biggest nerds I have ever met. You’re one of my favorite people and I’m so glad that we became friends. We’re pretty much the same person, so every compliment I give you goes directly back to me. Just saying. I couldn’t have asked for more of a dork to be my moirail (well there’s also Emery. You guys are tied) and I’m really really glad that you’re the same age as us now because you’re such a baby. 

I lesbian you,

i did your fucking thing. i figured it out on my graphing calculator because i am a determined nerd who will never lose this battle.

28. who is the least likely to respond to your text?

Hogwarts. No matter how hard I try.

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?

why yes. i have two. Emery and Carlos. what nerds.

48. Are you missing someone?

lots of people. my sister and her kids, my best friend Trigonie who moved away, my grandpa, friends who i have fallen apart from, family i can no longer see, etc.

oh tori you little evil mastermind.

3. i miss my sister and her kids a lot. like A LOT. 

6. its very hard for me to get over people. unless they are a dick. than like it’s ay okay.idk if thats what the question meant.

9. i last saw my mom in person. so interesting woah.

15. my personality is filled with jokes that only i find funny. i gravitate towards people who don’t give a fuck but are simultaneously super nice. uhhhh, i laugh at things that i shouldn’t and also one time i dropped a cupcake and cried. it was frosting first, man. 

18. what i miss about last year hmmm…well i miss having classes with my friend ruth. she’s fantastic.

24. how tall am i? short enough to have to stand on my tip toes to open my top locker everyday and be mistaken for a freshmen (i will never get over that dr. hudson).

27. things i hate…right now the things i hate most are dumb boys who keep asking me if i am ACTUALLY gay (shocking heteronormative boys 2014), and the fact that my room is always dirty but i never do anything but sit in my bed and i clean it all the time (HOW DOES IT HAPPEN?).

30. my fav tv shows are Orphan Black, Buffy, Parks and Rec, OITNB, and older episodes of snl. 

33. i want to learn how the fuck chemistry works. like every time i think i know what I’m doing the teachers like “ha nope!” so understanding that class would be nice.

36. 3 dreams i have are to publish a book, write a FUNNY and CUTE movie/show about lesbians, and inspire little ones (and less little ones) everywhere to be whoever the fuck they want. 

39. fav sports? HA good one, Tori.

42. fav books: harry potter, the little prince, hitchhikers guide trilogy, to kill a mockingbird, part time indian by sherman alexie.

45. well i have a few idols. i recently just saw an interview with Jamie Brewer and I think she’s super rad. i found out about tatiana maslany through tumblr. i found out about Amy Poehler when I was really little but she became my idol once i started watching parks and rec and snl. Gilda Radner i saw on old school snl. ps. laverne cox and emma stone. Basically if you are a female comedian who isn’t offensive like you are my queen.

51. i am a scorpio.

54. something that is worrying me is that i don’t understand chemistry at all. and my mom is freaking out because i’m never bad in school. 

and here we seen the return of my guardian angel