first time I’ve ever tried something like this… a fake poster for a gig in the zones!
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first time I’ve ever tried something like this… a fake poster for a gig in the zones!

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Also, obligatory "thots on Zone bands?? 👀👀👀" question here because Zone bands my beloved <3
Gonna be honest I don't know much about them cuz like I said it's been a while but the little I know about them is pretty snazzy and I think I'll invent a hardcore band at some point
It's them, Vacation Adventure Society
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A band, y'say? First one that comes to mind is The Nosebleed Boys. They're not mad popular but they opened for AKA Loretta recently so they got kinda popular. They make songs, except all the lyrics are based on dumb shit that people have heard Party Poison say. Their most popular song right now is.. Universe Hickey, I believe.
Also, they have an inbox where you can submit Party Poison quotes and you have a chance at hearing it in a future song! All submissions go to the alleyway behind the abandoned Chili's in zone 5, not zone 3, that is a different abandoned Chili's. If you see a guy with spiky purple hair lying in the alleyway unconscious with his mouth wide open, just put the submission in his mouth, he'll know what to do with it.
[Image Description: An edited Felix the Cat advertisment, showing Felix popping out of a bag and waving at the viewer with a smile. His pupils were drawn over to look like X's and the original text of the advertisment was almost completely removed, instead reading:
"Nine lives! (the "s" was replaced with two Z's, followed by exclamation marks) Doors: Saturday, 5PM-2AM. Bring your own damn party!! Special guest: Your mom. Come see who's headlining yourself— nobody has time to write 'em all out this side of the desert."
Three different handwritings added in red and black ink: "Hope you die XOXO (heart)" "Fuck up" and "Everyone sucks" with improper grammar. /End Description.]
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[Image Description: A fake advertisment, featuring a chrome humanoid droid posing seductively in a black swimsuit and pointing up at the first line of text. It reads:
"Girls! If she:
has the electric touch
takes up all your memory feedtape
keeps you up all night long
That's not your girl— that's A.K.A Loretta's latest single! Now available wherever you get your glitz, glam and gunpower!" /End Description.]
Original pic by Hajime Sorayama
Wait, hold on— small sort of late aniversary meme dump:
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AKA LORETTA gig poster, but it's done in the style of this:
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