Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.
Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.
Warning: OOC possible. One shot.
Rating: T
Note: I had to get this out of my system especially after the recently released chapters. I need something like this to happen in my OTP universe.
Summary: Let's see how the future world's greatest swordsman will deal with this matter.
The aftermath of the fight had Chopper busy running back and forth, attending to the injuries of his crewmates.
Nami towered over a sitting Zoro. Her hand was grasping his chin quite forcefully as the other was busy cleaning the wounds on the side of his face.
It wasnât really urgent nor necessary⌠but hell she needed an excuse to touch him right after the fight of their lives.
Zoro was glowering at her. And growling. And griping. She tightened her hold on his chin and he surprisingly winced slightly before scowling back at her.
âThat will scar,â she murmured as she studied his injuries.
âLet it.â
She sighed and gingerly touched the slashes with her fingertips and Zoro was prompted to stop his usual biting remarks reserved for her as he took her action as a sort of truce between them.
He let his head lean slightly to her warm, soft palm.
"I'm ok Nami."
She nodded. And her attention suddenly shifted towards the other room where their captain was yelling for food even in his half-asleep state.
Nami took a deep breath and was about to march towards where the rubber idiot was when she felt something heavy fell against her chest.
Huh?
The navigator stared with wide eyes as green-colored hair suddenly filled her vision. She blinked. Once. Twice. But the image remained right in front of her.
Zoro had fallen asleep while sitting on bedâŚ
âŚand his head had drooped down straight into her chest, nose first into her cleavage.
For a moment, Nami was unsure on what to do. There was a prickling sensation on her skin; spreading from her chest where Zoro was positioned, onto her arms and up her neck as her cheeks grew warmer and warmer by the second.
Oddly, Zoro seemed comfortable on where he is right now. He even snuggled closer, face burrowing deeper into her.
Yet Nami didnât push him away, even if her head feels like it would explode from too much warmth.
Instead her arms went around him to cuddle him closer to her; relishing on this rare, hopefully not once-in-a-lifetime experience and how the former pirate hunter looked absolutely adorable snoozing against her breastsâŚ
Usopp suddenly appeared in her line of vision looking downright surprised at what he's seeing. Before he can open his mouth to speak, Nami glared at him menacingly, then at the door. A silent command for him to shut his trap and leave her alone with a slumbering Zoro resting against her.
The sniper immediately high-tailed it out of there with a hand clamped on his mouth. Probably to stop himself from laughing or screaming as he searched for his friends to blabber what he had seen.
Before Nami can go back to savoring the moment⌠Zoro's arms suddenly went around her, pulling her closer before dropping down on the bed taking her with him.
"Zoro!" She yelped when they bounced on the mattress.
Yet Zoro remained asleep, his arms tightening around her as he enveloped her in a hug that there's no way in hell she can get away from.
She made a face. He was using her as his own personal pillow.
But she didn't mind. Not really.
Just think of all the belis she can charge him for this.
Plus it'll be so much fun to see what'll happen after he wakes up and finds her in his arms.
Let's see how the future world's greatest swordsman will deal with this matter.
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So I thought I should share an updated quick link for all the ZoNa one-shots from my side-blog @eiristâ.
I realized Iâve written a lot of stories already since I love this ship even if itâs underrated. Iâm happy that the LBAPOH collection reached 20--that was originally my target chapters before I officially close the collection. But I want to take advantage while the creative juices are still flowing. Iâm still enjoying this after all and I hope ZoNa shippers like me do too as well.Â
Current works up and alive:
A Taste of Summer
Crazy, lazy, wet and wild summer shenanigans involving the swordsman and the navigator. Summer-themed one-shot collection for the #ZoNaSummerFest at Swordgust.
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A Taste of Winter: Snowflake
The warm feeling spreading from your face down to your toes⌠Along with that tingling sensation you canât even begin to describeâŚ
One-shot
Little Bits and Pieces of Heaven
Little bits and pieces of anything and everything sometimes makes life complete. A Zoro x Nami one-shot collection.
She told him about little black dresses before⌠but never about the little red onesâŚ
One-shot
Points of No Return
Because sometimes craziness hits you at equally crazy moments and turning back from this point on is physically, emotionally and dangerously impossible. A Zoro x Nami collection of scribbles and drabbles or any less than a thousand words and five hundred words.
1 | 2 | 3 |4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8Â
Sweet Surrender
Though somehow in the middle of their often misinterpreted relationship, they did realizeâŚ
One-shot
The Lost Vanishes
Everything was supposed to be easy-peasy that day. Dock on the island, do some errands, wait for the log pose to lock, prevent the troublemakers from starting any disturbances, then sail onto the next one. All shouldâve ended well until they realized they are one crew mate short.
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Treading Uncharted Waters
It could work. It could not. But at least the dense, always lost swordsman and the brilliant, scaredy-cat navigator are in this together. A Zoro x Nami NSFW one-shot collection.
The snow started to fall down softly on them as the temperature around them grew slightly colder. But the soft smile on their faces and their joined hands were enough to warm them both up.
One-shot
A TASTE OF CHRISTMAS
A one-shot collection of random events happening between the swordsman and navigator in time for the holidays! For the ZoNa Holiday Event 2024.
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A TASTE OF SUMMER
Crazy, lazy, wet and wild summer shenanigans involving the swordsman and the navigator. Summer-themed one-shot collection for the #ZoNaSummerFest at @zonamieventsâ.
1 | 2 | 3 | 4Â
A TASTE OF SUMMER II
Summer warms just about everything; including hidden feelings, secret desires, and concealed affections until you can no longer ignore them. A summer-themed one-shot collection for the #ZoNaWeek2020 at @zonamieventsâ.
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5Â
A TASTE OF WINTER: SNOWFLAKE
The warm feeling spreading from your face down to your toes⌠Along with that tingling sensation you canât even begin to describeâŚ
One-shot
ALL WRAPPED UP
His answer was a simple yes. And gave her that smile that never fails to steal her breath away.
One-shot
AS IT WAS
She couldnât pinpoint when was that exact moment when something between them shifted. All she knows is that itâs not the same as it was.
One-shot
CHANCE ENCOUNTER
There was a weird sensation pulling at her midriff; followed by a loud, sucking sound before she was suddenly plunged into darkness. Â Â Â
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CHASING PIRATES
A collection of really short works from random Zoro x Nami prompt requests.
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7Â
LITTLE BITS AND PIECES OF HEAVEN
Little bits and pieces of anything and everything sometimes makes life complete. A Zoro x Nami one-shot collection.
She told him about little black dresses before⌠but never about the little red onesâŚ
One-shot
POINTS OF NO RETURN
Because sometimes craziness hits you at equally crazy moments and turning back from this point on is physically, emotionally and dangerously impossible. A Zoro x Nami collection of scribbles and drabbles or any less than a thousand words and five hundred words.
All that eventually led them here. The morning after Christmasâall tangled up in each other and wrapped in the coziest blanketsâŚ
One-shotÂ
ONE MORE SLEEP
âWhy donât you go up and check on him?â âWhy does everybody keep telling me that?â
One-shot
SCENT OF CHRISTMAS
Right now Nami is almost at her wits end trying to figure out why Zoro, of all people, was coming and going in the library while she was in there working.
One-shot
STEALING THE FIRST
All Nami wants is to win the 100 million beli prize in an arm wrestling. So why did Zoro end up mad at her?
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SWEET SURRENDER
Though somehow in the middle of their often misinterpreted relationship, they did realizeâŚ
One-shot
THE LOST VANISHES
Everything was supposed to be easy-peasy that day. Dock on the island, do some errands, wait for the log pose to lock, prevent the troublemakers from starting any disturbances, then sail onto the next one. All shouldâve ended well until they realized they are one crew mate short.
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TREADING UNCHARTED WATERS
It could work. It could not. But at least the dense, always lost swordsman and the brilliant, scaredy-cat navigator are in this together. A Zoro x Nami NSFW one-shot collection.
1Â | 2 | 3 | 4Â | 5 |
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WINTERâS DELIGHT
A collection of ZoNA Christmas/Holiday fluffs for the ZoNa Holiday 2025 event @zonamieventsâ tumblr.Â
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WHIMSICAL KISSES
Because kissing is definitely one way to show affection. A scribble collection for the spots to kiss prompt list.
For their whims only... just in time for the winter holidays. A collection of Zoro x Nami vignettes for the ZoNa Holiday 2020 at @zonamieventsâ
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
See list here: âď¸
ZO(ZoNa)NA DAYS
Inspired by songs from The Umbrella Playlist (hence the titles). One-shot entries for the three-day ZO(ZoNA)NA Days event held at @zonamieventsâ tumblr page.
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STATUS: CLOSE
You can check the list below if you are brave enough for the waiting game. Like I mentioned in my main blog; writerâs block is real, inspirations run dry, stories sometimes wonât cooperate and real life do get in the way every damn time.Â
PROJECT PROMPT LIST
đ - 24 Hours Prompt
đ¸ - The Drabble List # 2
đ - Spots to Kiss Prompt List
đ - Kiss Prompt List
â¤ď¸ - Valentineâs Day Prompt List
đ - Fall for Fall: Autumn / Fall (and Halloween!) Prompt List
đ - Flustered Dialogues or Semi-NSFW Prompt List
đ - NSFW Prompt List
Due to a plagiarizing event, I would like to point out that I only use three sites to post my works:
1. Fanfiction.net
2. AO3
3. Tumblr
I don't use any other sites aside from the ones stated. It so happen that a reader came across my works posted in Wattpad under another name and informed me about it. Said person plagiarized not only mine but other ZoNa writers' works as well. In case you stumble across my stories posted in another blogging site, under any name please do message me. I'd really appreciate it. It's an awful experience especially for us who work hard to create something for others to enjoy.
Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.
Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.
Warning: OOC possible. One shot.
Rating: T
Note: Inspired by the line: "I love her so much but I think I'm gonna draw a moustache on her face." from Parks and Recreation. Just tweaked it to suit my OTP better.
Summary: âI think you just scarred me for life.â
"He's sleeping again," Usopp plopped down the bench surrounding the Sunnyâs library with an exasperated and exaggerated whine. âI need someone to wake him up.â
Nami barely spared him a glance as she hunched over her mapping desk, double checking the chart she had just finished. âIt's his pre-dinner nap time. Good luck with that."
Usopp scratched his head. âI need his help to move some of the crates we got from the town earlier.â
Nami frowned a little, eyes still fixed on her map and still not looking at him. âWhy donât you ask Luffy? Or Franky? Or Sanji-kun?â
The sniper slumped further down the bench dejectedly. âLuffy is busy playing. Franky is busy tinkering.â He ticked off, staring at the ceiling blankly. âAnd Sanji⌠Sanjiâs in a mood after Luffy accidentally slammed onto some of the crates earlier, breaking it and spilling the contents.â
âHmmm⌠I take it that what spilled out is edible?â
âYeah⌠and fell down the waterâŚâ
âWHAT?!â Nami immediately straightened up at that and slammed her hands on her table. âAre you saying our stocksâ allowance got wasted just like that?â
Usopp blinked at her disbelievingly. âWell⌠our food stock got wasted⌠but yeah, we did buy it so⌠money as well, just like you said.â
Nami scowled. âAlright. Where is Zoro?â
The sharpshooter immediately jumped up at that. âCrowâs nest!â He answered almost excitedly. If there was someone who can get Zoroâs ass moving⌠itâs none other than their orange-haired, sharp-tongued, devil of a navigator.
That was why he went to her immediately after Zoro ignored his pleas for assistance earlier.
Nami was instantly marching out of the library, with Usopp hot on her heels.
She stomped her way to the crowâs nest. Her high-heeled shoes making angry tapping sounds against the wooden floor that Usopp felt a teeny, weeny pinch of guilt that he had to sic Nami on his green-haired friend. But he wanted this task done before another crate fall victim on Luffyâs antics.
The navigator passed by the galley. The look on her face made the activity inside halt for a few seconds. Sanji and Robinâs gazesâwho were cooking and drinking coffee, respectivelyâfollowed them and they both stared at Usopp curiously. He responded with a sheepish smile and a shrug of his shoulders.
Nami banged the door opened and made her way down the stairs and across the deck, her knuckles bopping Luffyâs head hard as she walked past him.
âOuch Nami! What did I do?!â
âWell talk later you idiot captain.â
Luffy rubbed his head, pouting as he looked at Usopp questioningly.
âThat is for the crate you broke.â The sniper whispered and he could swear Luffy turned pale.
Nami was now halfway up the rope ladder leading to the nest and Usopp scrambled to follow her.
Someone needs to be in there in case she goes ballistic and stab Zoro with whatever it is that she was holding in her other hand.
Usopp cringed when she finally disappeared up the nestâs hatch with a shrill cry of Zoroâs name. He can see Luffy doing the same from way down below the deck.
He debated whether he should continue climbing or to stay put, perched along the ropes and leave Zoro to his fate.
Kami bless his soul.
But that irritating, gnawing feeling of guilt was kinda getting to him.
Damn it!
He continued climbingâas fast as he can. Why wasnât there any shouting?! Zoro should be yelling back at the map maker for disturbing his sleep!
Did something happen? Is one of them dead? Kami knows how vicious those two can be at each other. Damn it!
And it was all his fault!
Usopp hurried up, panting when he reached the room. His eyes turned wide when he saw Nami standing beside a still sleeping Zoro, her arms akimbo, her glare on the swordsman sharp enough to maim the katana wielder on the spot.
âNami?â Usopp called her.
Nami averted her eyes and fixed her deadly glower on him.
He shrank back at the intensity of it. âUh, I donât like that look on your face.â He whispered, cowering.
The orange-haired girl cocked an eyebrow at him.
âPlease donât stab him Nami.â
âIdiot! Iâm not going to!â She hissed at him.
âOh⌠okâŚâ
Nami made a tch-ing sound and Usopp peered at the prone figure on the metal floor. Zoro was snoring like there was no tomorrow. There was even a snot bubble on the verge of popping on his nose.
âAnd since heâs being an ass and doesnât want to wake upâŚâ a wicked grin was forming on Namiâs lips. She held her hand up and showed Usopp what she was holding. âThen we better make this worthwhile!â
Usoppâs eyes widened and he suppressed a snicker behind his hand. âNami I have to admit, I love how evil your mind works!â
She grinned and Usopp returned it.
She uncapped the marker she had conveniently brought for this purpose. Stealthily she took a step towards the slumbering, snoring man.
âThis is for being a pain the ass,â Nami announced as she bent down to start drawing on the snoozing Zoroâs face.
The tip of her marker barely touched his face when Zoro suddenly moved. With lightning speed, he had knocked Namiâs legs from under her with his own.
âEeep!â
âYou witch!â Zoroâs grin was feral as he gazed at the woman who fell on top of him. His hand was grasping her wrist to prevent the marker she was holding from touching his face.
âYou think you can get away with this?â
âOf course!â Nami huffed as she tried to wiggle away from his grip. âThatâs what you get for sleeping like a damn log!â
âDream on,â Zoro smirked. He let his free hand tangled along her orange locks. âAnd this is what you get for even thinking about it!â
âZoro waiâmmph.â
He slammed his lips against hers.
In the blink of an eye Zoro had reversed their positions without breaking the kiss and the navigator was now under him⌠pinned down the metal floorâŚ
âZoroooâŚâ Nami murmured against his lips. When she felt his hand slid inside her skirt to try and pull her underwear down, she smacked him on the shoulder to get him to stop and focus. âJust⌠waitâŚâ
Zoro drew back from her, his face scrunched into a frown. âWhat?!â
âUhmâŚâ Nami shifted her gaze towards the hatch where Usopp was standing, frozen on the spot.
Zoro followed her gaze.
Usopp continued staring at them looking stunned at what he witnessed.
âGuysâŚâ he managed to utter out after a few seconds. âI think you just scarred me for life.â
Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.
Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.
Warning: OOC possible. One shot drabble.
Rating: T
Note: Just a light drabble. A very light drabble. I just love the scene inside my head.
Summary: Zoroâs love for forty winks are definitely contagious.
âWhy do you always sleep like that?â
A nose bubble popped as Zoro jerked at the sound, dozily muttering a âhuh?â when he realized whose voice invaded his subconscious.
He blinked and blearily stared at the orange-haired woman standing in front of him, with arms akimbo.
Nami sighed wearily. Their swordsman IS a bulky man. And it wasnât helping anyone when heâs lying on the lawn deck like the useless buffoon that he is, spread eagle and without a care in the world.
âWhy do you have to lay down sprawled like that?â She nudged one booted foot with her own. âCanât you situate yourself in some far corner of ship instead?â
Zoro was scratching his head as he sat up and yawned loudly as he ignored her complaint. Without another word he stood up from his position and moved towards the side of the ship. He unceremoniously dropped downâheavilyâon the soft grass and leaned back against the railing, intent on catching his nap again.
Nami frowned. Ok⌠she had to give him points for actually for transferring without any snide remarks he usually likes to throw at her when sheâs bitching on him.
She gave his foot another nudge before he can drift off again.
âYour legs are still in the way Zoro!â
This time Zoro opened his eye to glare at her.
She prodded one of his still spread legs with her heeled foot. âWe canât have Luffy or Chopper tripping on them and falling overboard!â
Zoro continued glaring at her before letting out a disgruntled noise. Nami folded her arms across her chest as she impatiently tapped her foot, waiting for him to yield.
Then he exhaled noisily (which sounded like his usual grumpy way of conceding to her). But instead of removing his legs out of the way, he lifted his arms and beckoned to her. âCome here.â
Nami looked surprised at the invitation. âHuh?â
Zoro made a tsk-ing sound before giving her a curt nod, inviting her again to his open arms. âCome here,â he repeated.
She pouted, looking reluctant at first as her eyes surveyed the deck and the ship. No one was loitering around since they were docked in the port and most likely, the majority of crew was probably frolicking around the town doing Kami-knows-what.
The navigator rolled her eyes as she acquiesced to his request and stepped between his legs. She sat down on the available space in front of him. âWhat now?â She asked with one eyebrow raised.
His arms automatically wrapped around her, pulling her closer to him in a somnolent yet soothing embrace.
She let a smile spread on her lips at his action.
A satisfied hum escaped her when he dipped his head down slightly to plant a kiss on her shoulder before leaning back on the railing again to doze off.
Nami completely forgot she was chastising him for his choice of sleeping spot and position earlier as she closed her eyes and she settled back against him to savor the feeling of being in his arms. He tucked her head under his chin mumbling about something she didnât catch.
She felt his breathing even out as he fell back asleep almost instantly. The slow rise and fall of his chest beneath her was so relaxing.
Surrounded by the calming presence and the scent and sound that was distinctly Zoroâs, she felt her eyes grew heavy as sleep temptingly pulled her into its sweet, lulling embrace.
And she let it⌠did not even bother to fight it.
Zoroâs love for forty winks are definitely contagious.
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Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.
Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.
Warning: OOC possible. One shot drabble.
Rating: M (Implied and not explicit)
Note: Drabble. AU. Just to try something new. Originally, I was planning to tackle one of the pending requests because theyâve been pending for so long. But I got side-tracked.
Summary: This kind of house-warming party⌠beats the one sheâd been planning to host in the coming weekend.
A satisfied sigh escaped her as her head lolled slightly to side, luscious pink lips pursed as she tried to catch her breath.
Her chest heaved up and down, slowly, as her body started to relax after such a tiresome activity.
She vaguely felt the mattress dipped as a body plopped down heavily beside her. She can hear his strained breaths⌠its rhythm matching her own still panting ones.
Nami let out a small, exhausted giggle; lifting her hand to playfully poke her companionâs cheek.
âStop that,â Zoro grunted as he tiredly swatted her hand away.
âWhy?â She asked in a breathy voice, frowning at his crabbiness. She gave his feet a light kick before rolling to her side and draping a leg over his. âAre you already spent?â
âHnnâŚâ
âIs this all Roronoa Zoroâs capable of?â
Zoro sharply turned his head towards her. âExcuse me?â
She laughed at his affronted expression. âNow I know you have your limitations.â She teasingly whispered against his lips as she wrapped an arm around his waist.
He just snorted in response, closing his eye and pillowing his hand behind his head.
Nami smirked as she watched him. She kicked the blanket carelessly strewn over them to her feet and moved to straddle him.
His eye flew open when he felt her weight on top of him.
âNami!â
âDonât tell me Iâve already worn you out?â She grinned impishly, reaching up to twist her hair into a messy bun; giving him a nice, full view of her naked body. âAnd just when we finally made it into our new bed!â
They had started getting frisky while unpacking their things from the boxes in the living room after much playful teasing and bantering. It didnât take too long and they ended up rolling on the floor of their new place in a tangle of heated bodies and fervent kisses before taking into the couch then finally making their way into their new room.
And to be honest, this kind of housewarming party⌠beats the one sheâd been planning to host in the coming weekend.
Zoroâs hands immediately grabbed her hips and he managed to sneer up at her. âOf course not.â
âThen why are you still lying down there Zoro?â
âWoman, donât you know what breather means?â
Nami chortled, one finger tracing his muscled chest, still glistening with sweat. âYou need one? Iâve seen you do almost a thousand reps and it was not enough to drain the strength out of you.â
She covered his body with her own.
âYet youâre finally drawing the line here?â She taunted with a peck on his chin.
âFine!â He growled at her, the arm behind his head moved quickly around her to pin her body against his as he sat up abruptly.
âWhoa!â Nami squealed before laughing out loud, loving how easily she can rile him up when it comes to questioning his endurance. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed herself closer, planting a soft, appeasing kiss on his lips. âIâm only pulling your leg, babe.â
His eye narrowed dangerously at the nickname.
She laughed again and brushed her lips against his.
Zoroâs hand tangled along her orange locks, as he pushed her closer, unraveling the messy bun she made earlier. From the way he was kissing her back⌠it was enough to tell her that he didnât need any more convincing for another more round.
She was enjoying how their embrace was slowly turning passionate when he suddenly shifted to sit on the edge of the bed, feet planting down the floor with a thud.
âZoro?â Nami drew back from him, surprised.
He stood up suddenly, easily lifting her up with him. His hands grabbed her at her ass, kneading it gently as she hooked her legs around his waist.
âWhere are you going?â She raised an eyebrow as he headed towards the door.
âI need some water.â
Nami pouted and ruffled his hair as he stepped out of the room. âYou donât need to take me with you!â She complained as he made his way towards the kitchen, past the still half-unpacked boxes scattered here and there.
âOh I do. Arenât you thirsty?â
âNot really.â
He smirked. In a very naughty way, reserved for her eyes only.
âYou will be after Iâm through with you.â He promised; the corner of his lips quirking up.
âWe havenât tried the kitchen counter yet have we?â
Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.
Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.
Warning: OOC possible. One shot scribble.
Rating: T
Note: This crossed my mind while eating lunch earlier. And Iâm surprised I was able to finish writing the outline on my phone while munching.
Summary:Â "You better kiss the boo-boo away Zoro."
Nami brought down the newspaper she was reading on her lap, lips jutting out in a pinkish, exasperated pout.
A snore thundered from across the other side of deck and she sharply flicked her gaze at the source.
The idiot swordsman was snoozing for the umpteenth time against the Sunnyâs railing.
Another snore came from him and Nami felt a nerve twitching on her forehead from irritation.
Thatâs the third fucking time and she can only take so much.
Standing up from her deck chair she marched towards the slumbering man.
She pondered on whether she would punch him awake or just screech at his earâshe knows how much he hates that.
With one hand fisted, she stood in front of her still dead-to-the-world nakama.
Nami took a deep breath, mustering the strength to hit him with enough force to knock his non-existent brains out.
Or miraculously correct his busted inner compass.
Then she paused.
Because Zoro immediately stopped snoring the moment she was near him.
Nami blinked. Earlier he was sleeping with mouth wide open, snoring like a pigâŚ
And nowâŚ
Now he seemed to settle back more comfortably, the features of his face softening as his head dipped on one side. His eye was still closed⌠his breathing even.
He was still asleep.
Did he⌠felt her presence or something like that?
Haki? She thought, glancing at her hand. If thatâs the case then itâs futile to whack him awake.
Nami studied him for a moment. He looked like he was still deep in his sleep.
She crouched down beside him and cheekily poked his cheek.
When she did not receive any reaction, she repeated it again.
She watched his brows furrowed as he stirred to wakefulness.
Nami grinned. One more poke and sheâs absolutely sure he will be shouting bloody murder at her for disturbing him.
Well⌠as long as she annoys him then sheâd call it even. He did irritate her earlier with all his uncouth snoring.
Her finger pressed into his cheek again.
Zoro turned his head towards her direction, one eye still close with a deep frown on his face...
And surprisingly clamped his mouth around her finger, sinking his teeth lightly on the soft flesh of her digit.
Nami shrieked. And Zoro's eye flew wide open. They stared at each other in shock before Nami tugged her finger...Â
... or tried to.
Good grief! Zoro just bit her finger with the same teeth that he uses to hold one of his swords!Â
Panicking, she tried to wiggle it to see if he hadn't severed it. Her face heat up when the tip of her finger grazed his warm, wet tongue.
Good heavens. What is that burning sensation racing across her arm to her face?Â
âDamn it Zoro! Let go!â
Zoro was too flustered to react. He honestly thought it was Usopp or Luffy, out to disturb his sleep again just like they always liked to do.
But Nami?
His eye looked down on the finger in his mouth. His face turning to ten different shades of red.
"Ouch! Zoro let go!" Nami cried out again and that snapped him out of his stupor.Â
He immediately released her finger, scooting back as far as the Sunny's railing would let him.
"I-I-I thought you were Luffy! Or Usopp!" He blurted out.Â
Nami glared at him. "Why would you think that?!" She snarled and looked at her finger, now slightly coated with his saliva. "Eeeww. Gross Zoro!" She looked pained and about to cry.
"Are you alright?" Zoro reluctantly scooted closer. "Did I... bit you hard?" He didn't know why in the seven seas that supposedly innocent question made his face heat up more.
Nami stared at him, cradling her abused finger in one hand, her face turning as red as Zoro's.
"Of course not you idiot. You nearly bit off my finger!"
"Lemme see!"
"No!" Nami quickly stood up and ran towards the toilet under the stairs, slamming the door shut.
Inside Nami turned the tap on and placed her finger under the running water. Kami knows what Zoro puts in his dumb mouth. She closed the faucet and studied her finger. His teeth marks still remained embedded on her skin.Â
A vague image of him leaving them in other more delectable parts of her body suddenly crossed her mind.
Fuck. She cursed and opened the faucet again, letting the water pour down on her finger as she rubbed it hard. What was that?! Damn Zoro! This is his fault!
There was a knock on the door.
"Nami?"Â
"WHAT?!"
"Do... do you want me to call Chopper?"
She stilled. Well that would just cause more drama wouldn't it? Chopper would reprimand Zoro, then Sanji will find out. The two will exchange blows. Then Luffy will find out and heâll probably chastise Zoro for hurting her.
It doesnât really need to blow out of proportion.
Especially since it was an accident.
Though accident or not⌠she will make Zoro pay for this.Â
"Nami? Hey, sorry alright?" Zoro said through the door. She can imagine him frustratingly scratching the back of his head.Â
She opened the door. And he visibly flinched.
"It really hurt Zoro," she mock-pouted and Zoro, as much as he wanted to point out that it was really her fault, bit his tongue. "Werenât you supposed to know who's lurking beside you or something?"
"You are the only one on the deck with me. I donât need to be that guarded⌠unless you are planning to stick a knife on me or something!"
 "Well you still shouldâve known it was me! Thatâs what hakis are for!"
Zoro growled an expletive under his breath.
He flicked a glance at her hand and sighed, muttering another apology.Â
Nami puffed her cheeks. Zoro was looking guilty enough to make them even.
But she wouldnât be Nami if she didnât try to one up him. Or squeeze favors. Or make him cringe and feel uncomfortable.
Thatâs when she'd call it quits.Â
Then Zoro mistakenly and ignorantly put a nail in his coffin by saying, âLet me make it up to you alright?â
Nami instantly smiled, lifting the finger he had bitten so he can see the mark he left. She saw him grimaced and her smile turn evil.
"You better kiss the boo-boo away Zoro."
"âŚWHAT?!"
âIt really hurts.â
Zoro glowered at her. âNo.â
She pursed her lips. "Alright call Chopper. Letâs let Luffy and Sanji-kun and the others find out what you did."
âTemeeâŚâ
Nami shrugged. "Or we can forget borrowing money the next time you are broke and wants a barrel of whatever concoction you currently fancy."
"You evil witch!"
She grinned impishly and wiggled her finger, feigning a hurt look. âOuch!â
Zoro look livid and she smiled in triumph.Â
Nothing beats getting his boxers in a twist.Â
He grabbed her hand and a laugh escaped her. She didn't mean that of course. She had teased him enough.Â
"Zoro I was just kidâ"
And her words got stuck in her throat when he brought her finger to his lips...
⌠and kissed it.Â
"âding..." The last syllable of her sentence came out in a sharp exhale of breath as she stared at him with eyes wide.Â
They held each otherâs gazes. Zoro still has his lips pressed on her finger while Nami was gaping at him.
Electricity raced up from the tip of her fingers, up to her arms, leaving goosebumps in their wake.Â
DAMN. IT.
"Aaw! Really now?"
Franky's voice boomed from somewhere above and Zoro and Nami stiffened. The shipwright was making his way down the stairs from the Sunnyâs helm with their newest member in tow.Â
"Sorry to intrude." Jinbe bowed down, a faint blush appearing on his cheek as he followed the cyborg.Â
Nami and Zoro remained where they are⌠motionless.Â
"Nah. Never mind that," Franky said with a dismissive wave of his hand as they crossed the lawn deck, probably on their way to the galley. "You'll get used to the weirdness in this ship soon enough." Â
"Well..." Nami let out a loud sigh as she ungracefully plopped down the bed. "You know how drunken decisions usually are..."
Robin nodded as she sat on her bed, simultaneously agreeing to Nami and prompting her to continue.
"That's all about it," the navigator said with a careless wave of her hand, refusing to elaborate further.
Robin studied her friend for a moment. "So you and our swordsman...got married because it's a drunken decision?"
Nami blushed as she locked eyes with the archaeologist. "Well.. kind of..." the navigator looked a bit embarrassed. "... Yeah."
The black-haired beauty tilted her head, as if she was thinking. She continued to sit in silence, waiting for Nami to go on.
Nami suddenly leaned back and unceremoniously dropped her slender form on the bed, with her arms spread wide on top of the soft mattress.
"That is all there is to it..." the navigator murmured, as her eyes stared unblinkingly at the ceiling. "Let's just leave it at that..."
Robin continued to gazed ponderingly at the Nami. Obviously there is more to what the mapmaker is letting on. But she wasn't about to probe.
Though orange-haired girl looked really troubled. About what, Robin was a bit unsure. But she does have an inkling somehow.
She suddenly stood up, earning a surprised look from the still-prone girl. Robin smiled. "I'll just check if Sanji-san brewed one of those relaxing teas of his. You know how it helps clear one's mind..."
Nami returned her smile. Sanji's awesome herbal tea would do her some good. "Thank you Robin."
Robin nodded as she approached the door . She was about to the turn the doorknob when she stopped. "Congratulations though," she suddenly said, making Nami sat up abruptly.
"Robin..."
Her blue eyes met Nami's brown ones.
"Though to be honest... I personally don't believe you two would ever get drunk enough for that kind of decision."
She gave Nami a meaningful smile before exiting the room just as Nami's eyes widened in shock.