Documents that Douglas Dietrich incinerated under orders revealed the historical reality of Vouhodouoxn Zombis as a weapon of mass-destruction – a WMD originally deployed by the greatest African American military leader in history to defeat the three most powerful European empires in the world of his time; only to be occulted from modern memory via conspiracy of ignorance and usurped by the soviets (through their Caribbean satellite). This WMD was later to be unleashed against the communist Chinese during the largest nuclear war which you've never heard of (the Sino-Soviet Conflict). Other documents betrayed the reality of Prion (Proteinaceous Infectious Ion) Zombies collaterally generated by monstrously irresponsible United States nuclear testing on America's own. Finally, Soviet archival materials destined for destruction exposed the fact of Vampires in our midst from the dawn of time; a subspecies of genus: homo sapiens that the Soviet Empire subjected into service within both the military and espionage arms of its totalitarian state.
The Reality Of The Red Undead: The Untold True Story of the Supernatural Soviets
