#zombiesheadcanonsplease

Let's take a look at my headcanons for RiDe and TaNi when they have their moments that no parenting book could prepare them for :p

RiDe

Dempsey tried his hand at cooking breakfast for the family when Richtofen overslept. Richtofen and Joseph woke up to the sound of screaming and both boys watched in shock as Dempsey chucked the pan of burnt pancake batter out the window.

Richtofen wasn't paying attention when Joseph began to steal his medical tools. The man caught the boy trying to open up Samantha's teddy bear. She has yet to forgive them and Richtofen makes sure to keep his tools away from Joseph.

Joseph has the tendency to sleep on the floors randomly. Yes, the men have accidentally stepped on him and have to make up for it each and every time. Joseph enjoys it.

Richtofen was cutting Joseph's hair one time and he was so sleepy that he didn't realize that he shaved off half of Joseph's hair. Dempsey was dying and Joseph didn't want to talk to him until his hair grew back.

Dempsey didn't see the pink sock with everyone's white shirts. They all matched, even though Richtofen and Joseph gave him death glares.

They caught their son eating snacks in bed. Instead of berating him, they joined him and put a movie on. One time thing though.

Dempsey threw a football too hard at Joseph that it knocked him down on impact. Joseph said it was okay, but Richtofen made sure he didn't get off the hook.

Richtofen has gotten competitive with Joseph now because the boy eats his strawberry jam. It's a race on who gets to it first. Dempsey watches of course.

Dempsey accidentally gave Joseph soda before bed. Joseph was so hyper that Richtofen had to make him run laps in the backyard until he got tired. It never happened and Richtofen and Dempsey stayed up watching the boy run in circles.

TaNi

Takeo and Nikolai basically have to check their twins to see if they brought any animals in the house. Nikolai had to chase off a bear cub. Takeo and the twins watched in silence as Nikolai screamed and flailed his arms everywhere like a madman.

Their twins have gotten into Nikolai's secret stash of vodka. The look on Takeo's face to everyone made the situation a whole lot worse. Nikolai and the twins regretted everything.

Takeo accidentally killed the boys' lizard. They weren't home at the time so Takeo had to go out and find a replacement that looked exactly like it. They've noticed, but they'll take when they saw how Takeo looked after a long day in the wilderness.

Nikolai and Takeo occasionally burn food that the twins just sit down and enjoy the show that their dads make when they shout at the other in their own languages while pointing at the ever growing fire.

The pink sock incident happened to them and no one wanted to get out the house wearing pink. Takeo made them of course even though he regretted it when Dempsey started laughing.

Takeo and Nikolai do tell bedtime stories...many that are not child friendly, but the twins love them. So much so they tried to reenact one with Joseph. No one was safe; Richtofen/Dempsey vs Takeo/Nikolai was the best thing for the twins and Joseph to witness.

The twins curse and Nikolai and Takeo are still wondering who messed up. It was Dempsey, of course! (But they still don't know)

Takeo found the boys up late at night. He found Nikolai with them and he simply rolled his eyes and joined them. He grounded them in the morning.

The twins got a hold of Takeo's katana and as a result, Nikolai had to distract him when the boys accidentally lost it when they tried to stab fish and the stream took it away. No one slept that night, especially when they all knew Takeo was up waiting for anyone to try to get up and get the katana back from the woods.

@gulliblepineapples wanted to see these badly :p

Takeo wrote down a strict plan on raising kids (same plan his parents used to raise him) before deciding to adopt with Nikolai. He spent an entire day writing these rules everywhere for his husband to read them and remember, despite Nikolai saying that they won't need them.

Takeo also spent his free time reading all the parenting books that Edward gave him when he shared the news of adopting a kid.

Edward helped him by giving Takeo some advice on being mindful of a child's sensitivity, especially when he read Takeo's Plan.

Dempsey helped Nikolai by giving him advice to be mentally prepared.

Takeo did not force Nikolai into a suit, but he did make him properly groom his beard and made him wear clean clothes. He also made sure he had a good amount of cologne on him. Nikolai fussed of course, but yielded when Takeo said that he wanted to get to the orphanage on time.

Originally, Nikolai and Takeo were going to adopt one kid, but they changed their minds when they adopted their twin sons. The boys seemed to adore Nikolai's blunt humor and genuinely respect Takeo when they returned his greetings.

At the beginning, the boys did follow Takeo's plan (Wake up early and train with him, practice their writing and learning to speak in Japanese and Russian, remember proverbs and poems, learn survival tactics in case of another zombie outbreak, learn to deal with loss and know what you're willing to sacrifice for honor and country, meditate on your actions, how to properly redeem yourself if you ever felt dishonored, etc., but Nikolai intervened when he felt Takeo's parenting started to become intense.

It was strange and a bit difficult for Takeo to understand a child at times, especially when the twins began to be playful and curious. One time, the kids found a snake in the yard and they tried to show it to their dads, but they freaked out when the snake was a Cottonmouth.

Because of this incident, Takeo keeps a watchful eye on the boys and he does find himself exploring with them. He's quite impressed on how the boys manage in the wilderness (tactics that he didn't get to show them) but he does find it nice that they create their weapons the way he does when in this kind of environment.

Takeo doesn't know that Nikolai actually taught them this stuff.

Nikolai teaches them to use their teamwork, knowledge, and strengths to their advantage.

To be honest, Nikolai and Takeo are doing a better job at making their sons future soldiers if another apocalypse happens than Dempsey and Richtofen.

Even though they're tough on their kids, Takeo and Nikolai genuinely love them and will obliterate anyone that hurts them.

Their sons are fluent in Takeo and Nikolai's languages.

This ship is still close to my heart! It needs to be revived, people!

Dempsey never really did understand men like Edward. They were always the ones that never wanted to be acquainted with anyone, the ones that stood far away from the crowd, always by themselves. And yet, he was committed to learning about Edward, mostly due to war they found themselves in.

Richtofen was never fond of men like Dempsey. They were far too stubborn, caring for how many medals they could earn rather than how much knowledge they could learn. And yet, when Dempsey displayed a spark of curiosity..he let him in just to earn a bit of trust.

After the two years separated, that spark came back…only Dempsey was overall angry for the two years being left behind by Richtofen.

Richtofen, who didn’t want anyone to know what he knew about what he had to do, pushed him away. He tried to convince himself that “He wouldn’t understand”.

After having to kill his original, Dempsey went back to Richtofen for info, he didn’t know what to do about any of this (didn’t know how to cope with the initial shock of it all). Richtofen finally let him in.

After finally developing their relationship, Dempsey displayed a fierce protection over Edward, something Richtofen still wasn’t used to. But if that meant someone would be watching his back in a broken world, he was grateful for it.

Any injuries that Dempsey had were tended to by Richtofen. One time when the two were alone and Richtofen bandaged up an injured Dempsey, he finally kissed him. It was small and a clearly inexperienced one, but it was their official kiss. 

The two usually shared stories, mostly about their countries and about Dempsey’s time in the war. Richtofen made it clear that he didn’t want to share anything personal yet.

When he does, Dempsey was their to hold him as the emotions from the past came back to Richtofen, raw and painful. 

Richtofen has a tendency to be more vulnerable with Dempsey when they are in private, which wasn’t very often due to their constant missions. But when they did, Dempsey was there to hear about the man’s pain, about his constant struggles with the voices, and the fear that grips him if their final mission fails.

Dempsey also shares the same feelings, making sure that Richtofen didn’t feel like that he was the only one suffering. Even Dempsey is willing to hold all those emotions on his shoulders if it convinces Richtofen that he’s there for him.

When they arrived at the house, Dempsey and Richtofen do get more time to actually do domestic/intimate things together.

It was here that Richtofen discovered Dempsey’s love for cooking and gardening, something that catches Richtofen off-guard.

They usually spent their time together outside, either looking at Dempsey’s work in the gardens or taking walks along the countryside. 

Stargazing was one of their favorite hobbies that they shared.

Richtofen made excellent hot chocolate and was a decent baker, making small treats for them to enjoy.

They stayed up late one night, listening to nothing but Dempsey’s wishes for a future like this, a future with Richtofen. He suggested that he and Edward should run off together, settle down somewhere where he could plant as many flowers for his love.

Richtofen scolded him for it, but the thought of a future with Dempsey gave him a warm feeling inside. He wanted that; wanted more time with Dempsey. He usually mused at the thought of waking up next to him, baby blue eyes looking at him at his most normal state and still very much in love.

When they defeated the Apothicons and were sent back as Primis, Richtofen and Dempsey got their wish.

Do not judge me; blame my headcanons of the CoD crews as Overwatch characters. *coughs* Misty and Jessica could definitely pull off a Tracer and Widowmaker cosplay. Anyway, here’s my headcanons for this crack ship!

Jessica works till the early mornings as a dancer still. Holidays are even worse.

Misty works at the local market, unloading and restocking fresh produce in the afternoon. 

Misty rarely sees Jessica at night. 

Jessica sees Misty in the mornings.

Jessica no longer does ‘private dances’ no matter how much customers are willing to pay.

Misty will constantly ignore or, in most cases, threaten any man that throws lewd comments at her. 

Jessica says she already has someone for her reason.

When a persistent man asks Misty what her ‘boyfriend’s name is, she says it’s Jesse and to fuck off.

Neither woman tells anyone of having a same gender relationship. It’s theirs and theirs alone. 

Misty wears a t-shirt and shorts when she’s alone in bed.

Jessica wears a loose-fitting lingerie set when Misty is with her.

Misty is an extreme cuddle partner.

Jessica tolerates it, if she can still the covers for herself.

Misty does not put makeup on (except for a bit of lipstick), no matter how many times Jessica insists that she’ll look stunning in it.

Jessica never leaves the house without makeup, no matter how many times Misty insists to be a natural beauty.

Jessica is fond of high-class meals, although thanks to Misty, she will indulge in eating soul food once in a while.

Misty is an exceptional cook when it comes to her southern roots, but will look up tutorials on how to make meals suitable for Jessica’s high taste.

Misty drinks an occasional beer or soda during meals.

Jessica always eats her meals with a glass of light wine.

Misty will usually chew bubblegum. It’s mostly her favorite.

Jessica adores chocolate, specifically Ferrero Rocher. 

Jessica is and will always be a fan of silent movies. 

Misty is now a fan of silent films, since she rarely saw TV growing up in the 60s.

Misty insists on growing a flower and vegetable garden for her and Jessica to care for. Her reason: to see Jessica away from the nightclub lifestyle.

Jessica accepts this, even if she stated that she never had a green thumb.

Jessica uses seduction, using a sultry demeanor when it comes to Misty.

Misty is more flirtatious, using body language and a playful tone for Jessica. 

Jessica kisses a bit rougher than Misty, leaving a few bite marks behind. She makes sure to kiss them lightly afterwards.

Misty handles Jessica rougher, leaving a few scratch marks on her back. She makes sure to apologize wholeheartedly afterwards.

Jessica finds it amusing that she and Misty’s real name are tied into strong, biblical meanings when it’s obvious they are not good people.

Misty…Abigail scolds her lightly for that and tells her she’s giving them less credit. 

I sent the wrong headcanons to the wrong zombie blog -.-…so I guess this is headcanon #2. Enjoy this crack ship <3 

Btw, this takes place in a modern universe and where Misty x Marlton doesn’t happen. It’s the same Misty and Jessica, but they live in a safer environment.

Misty has a habit of giving Jessica pet names such as ‘darlin’, 'honey’, and 'pumpkin’. 

Jessica, even though she finds the 'giving pet names to your significant other’ an overused cliche, she spices it up by calling Misty pet names in foreign languages.

Misty drinks dark coffee with little to no sugar before heading to her job at the local market.

Jessica prefers strong tea and will get up a bit early to make Misty’s coffee and her tea.

Misty is a heavy sleeper and will not get up unless it’s a work day.

Jessica takes naps in the afternoon before heading to her night shift at the burlesque club.

During the mornings, Misty reads the newspapers, from beginning to end.

During the mornings, Jessica skims through a fashion magazine. She only looks and judges the models’ outfits.

On the weekends, Misty drags Jessica to do outdoor activities such as hunting and hiking.

On the weekends, Jessica prefers to stay home and treat herself to pedicures and manicures.

Misty is the most skilled at cooking and is the one that cooks for them.

Jessica’s coffee-making and tea-making makes up her lack of cooking skills. 

Misty is an amateur painter and will ask Jessica to pose for her. Her favorite masterpiece is of Jessica sitting down and smiling softly at her.

Jessica, surprisingly, has a perspective eye for photography and on the occasional outdoor adventure, will take snapshots of Misty without her knowledge. Her favorite picture is of Misty in the middle of blowing a dandelion with her eyes closed.

Poindexter

He loves buying his s/o nerdy and corny gifts such as little alien head shaped candies and serenading them in a language from your favorite sci-fi movie/book/etc.

He’ll send you adorable emails where he used his computer skills to make his s/o a nice little gif or emote.

He’ll keep photos of his s/o taped to the inside of his helmet (from ZiS) so whenever he took it off he could see them smile, which would pick his spirits up during such a crappy time.

When cuddling, he would nuzzle up to his s/o and whisper cheesy pick up lines in their ear to get a giggle out of them.

Sally

She loves to surprise her s/o by making their favorite meals for them when they come home.

She writes sweet notes to her s/o and tapes them down on the counter in front of the coffee pot so they see it each morning.

She once made a playlist of her and her s/o’s favorite songs and had a two four copies made in case the original two got lost

When cuddling with her s/o, Sally would sometimes tease them by prodding at their feet with hers while they’re curled up on the couch watching a movie.

Aaron (AJ)

He loves to pick his s/o up in his car and surprise them with a drive-in movie or a college sports game.

He likes to take movie quotes and scramble them up to make romantic notes for his s/o. He’ll leave the notes on the night stand by their bed.

He has a locket that he wears under his shirt which contains a picture of his s/o at their happiest moment

When cuddling, AJ will hold his s/o close to him in a big hug and rest his chin on their head.

Andre

Andre loves to take his s/o out on late night boat or helicopter rides because of the way the city lights appear in the night sky.

He has written songs about his s/o and pins the pages to a cork board in their room for them to see just how much they mean to him.

Andre keeps a key chain on him that his s/o made from scratch. He never leaves home without the key chain being on his key ring.