Oddly Specific #7 (feat, my gremlin sibling)
Me: So in a zombie apocalypse, choose one of your previous classes as your team. How screwed are you?
Them: Not really, we have beefy guys and the girls are alright... except the white girls. They’re scared of balls. Like, they run away from soccer balls.
Me: Oh, I was about to say ‘Does that make them cowards or lesbians?’
Them: Both.















