Come get your fortune from Zoltar! $60 you get whatcha get tattoos. $20 for another spin if you really don't like your fortune. Tattoos range in value from $80-$150. #zoltar #zoltarspeaks #zoltarmachine #fortuneteller #fortune #yougetwhatyouget #tattoos #texastattoos #elgin #elgintexas #bastrop #bastroptexas #bastroptx #bastroptattoos #elgintx #shopsmall #shoplocal #shopelgin #visitelgin #visitelgintx #taylortx #taylortexas (at Visit Elgin, TX) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB29IMQF7Yj/?igshid=171ql8dpshox7

#zoltar #big #zoltarspeaks #zoltarmachine #zoltarthemagnificent #zoltarbig #bigzoltar #bigszoltar #tomhanksbig #big1988 #CaptainPirateFace #wishingiwasskinny #yourwishisgranted #wish #wishing https://www.instagram.com/p/B4SXNnXHb4r/?igshid=1vkg3n2r17mae

Today I wished I was big... thought it was a bit harsh when the machine started laughing #cheekyautomaton #big #zoltarmachine https://www.instagram.com/p/BxnRouoH2CJ/?igshid=ouxr3471fl2l

i wished to be big. oh, and also for Jeff Goldblum to love me, for my student loans to be paid off, to never have a job again, and to not be a total garbage person. #askingfortoomuch #big #zoltar #zoltarmachine #zoltarthemagnificent #zoltarknows #losangeles #garbagecity #jeffgoldblum #jeffgoldblumisdaddy (at Hollywood Boulevard) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsj_gPRgHJB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=siu2bme7qyj3

Tried to see if it would work in reverse.. being twelve sounds pretty good right about now. #big #zoltarmachine #adulting (at Balboa Pier @ Balboa Beach)