#zkc

Kaoru: What does claustrophobic mean?

Mio: It means she's afraid of Santa Claus.

Aoi: No, it doesn't.

Kaoru: HO HO HO!

- The one where Minamoto’s father is ‘working overseas’ the whole time because he’s actually a member of PANDRA who never told anyone there he married a normal and is like ‘huh that guy the Major hates has the same last name as my fake name but there’s no way, my son was a good boy’ until finally ‘Kouichi?!’ ‘Dad?!’ (Unfortunately requires basically-an-OC, so) (Huh KHR vibes come to think)

- The one where young Gilliam stole a guard’s phone and got internet access, and being a like thirteen year old boy ended up using it for porn, and since he was obsessed with the Major went looking for porn of him (of which there is a metric ton - legal loli most powerful person in the world etc. etc.) and ended up going ‘Is PANDRA rescuing people really a thing? I wish someone would rescue me :(’ in the porn trading discord, and someone went ‘that can be arranged, PM me’ and that person was Magi~ So Gilliam and Yuuri grew up in PANDRA, Yuuri crushes on Kaoru when she comes along with Mio to challenge her. 

- The one where Patty wins a contest to get a yaoi manga serialized and makes it a Youkai AU of like the history of the Major/PANDRA + current events with a main pairing of goryoshin!Major and demon-never-actually-slayer Minamoto (who has three adorable chibi youkai) because Kaoru went pleasepleaseplease (Minamoto porn!) with notes like ‘espers in Japan used to be referred to as ‘bakemono’ so I’m reclaiming it’ and then someone funds a movie version (or two versions, the cuts with and without the graphic sex scenes) and she assumes it’s Magi for propaganda purposes and because everyone knows he’s part of the half of PANDRA that wishes the Major wasn’t celibate but then she’s watching her pre-release copy with her friends and Yuuri goes ‘that’s my brother’ as one of the actors (playing the character based on him) so yeeeeeah. We get Patty and Yuuri interaction in the canon, but it would be nice to delve into that a little more, with Patty writing her manga with the knowledge that Gilliam is apparently a reader and trying to get another victim of Black Phantom to escape its poison...

- The one where Utsumi, given his power over paper/text, is aware of the shit the Japanese government is really getting up to and warns the rest of the unit that they should NOT take any espers prisoner since the government will cut them up the way the Jermans wanted to do to the dolphins. So when Grisham’s power gets triggered by a near-Kyousuke experience, the pre-Major is like ‘oh shit!’ and like grabs him and flies him back to his base, explaining on the way, and drops him off with the base commander with care instructions because given how dangerous developing Level 7 powers are to the user, suddenly having that turn on and no idea how to control it is NOT going to be fun/safe. He tells Utsumi about this and Utsumi going ‘yeah, it was good you did that... it’s not even good for non-esper prisoners in the government’s hands’ so he and Fujiko end up claiming that the crew on the planes they take down died in the crash or something while actually arranging for them to make it to the coast and get picked up, which involves a few more trips to the base to make arrangements. So Kyousuke ends up with somewhere to go after being told that all the other espers in the unit have already been murdered. (The base was like O.o the Angel of Death is a kid? And after he shows up crying with relief that J.D. hasn’t been murdered he ends up kind of adopted, although the government itself is still period-typical evil so at some point they try to cut up Kyousuke and J.D. leaves with him.)

Minamoto: [rips off paper to reveal the words “Sakaki dying”]

Shiho: Sakaki-sensei!