#zipers

locking in reading the republic and it's easy bc its just yalls bs squabbling

“would you hit a woman?” “margret thatcher? hold me back.”

i’m not a baby please don’t burp me.

as a child you looked very… organic

i often curse the country of sweden for inventing zipers.

i have staunch quads. i don’t have these slender twink legs that you all surmise

my grandma pisses faster than that water comes out of your fridge

this is so pre teen delinquent

you smile too much for straight women

I felt like really concussed megamind: concussed megamind flow state

this is where i get a little… dark woke. (about where we should go for lunch)

now imagine he had a toupe- he would be a terrible trip sitter then