okay look i love ronan lynch just as much as the rest of y’all but can we talk about the order of things on his schedule in cdth?Â
excuse me, my guy. my dude. you’re gonna put clothes on and then get hair all over them and then go about yr day in the seventh circle of Itchy Hell™?? you absolute buffoon, is your life not difficult enough already?? “the lynch brothers all loved cars, themselves, and each other” i’m calling bullshit on that bc no one who loves themselves is gonna get dressed and then shave their head in that fuckass order. for the love of fuck, it’s not like he’s never gotten a haircut ever before in his life, this Complete And Utter Fool has had a buzzcut for like, what, three years?? there’s no way he isn’t intimately familiar with the endless discomfort of the post-haircut blanket of hair clippings that’s goddamn impossible to get off your skin, and if any single one of y’all tries to give me that “he could just put a towel over his shoulders to catch the hair” nonsense i’ll fuckin throw hands bc we all know that doesn’t do a mcfucking thing to keep the hair off your skin. and don’t anybody say one goddamn word about “well he could just change his clothes after” either. and what? throw the first outfit in the laundry pile and get dressed again?? if you can look me in the eye and tell me, without immediately doubling over with laughter, that ronan lynch has his shit together enough to keep up with that amount of laundry i’ll straight up give you my wallet. get dressed then shave your head. lord alfuckingmighty, parrish really is morosexual isn’t he
