#zero gets freaky

THEY 👏ARE 👏NASTY👏 BITCHES!!!!!!👏

Hypothetically If there's a list for top ten freakiest little shits in the desert they're both on there. Idk what rank but they're 100% on there

I like to think that since party's the bottom (a raging one might I add) but also a bit taller than ghoul they kinda like scooch downwards when pressed against a wall or anything of the sort so they're at last at eye level with him🥀

If party had the balls (no pun intended) to top they'd have a strap on and I will die on that hill (ftm party poison my beloved)

Fun ghoul the weird little sadist you are.. tho he wouldn't even BREATHE on party without being given the right-away, which is funny bc he is wildly erotically violent and I mean that in the most positive way possible

theres something truly intimate about getting the shit both beaten and fucked out of you. Something party poison has likely said

Party def gave ghoul a wee bit of a vocal kink bc they are SO FUCKING NOISY

speaking of vocals I think ghoul would be a bit more on the quiet side, but hes not completely silent

Veryy light pet play, just a leash and collar and sum dirty talk

okay and maybe some clicker training

and. Um. Maybe sum sits and roll overs

um.

okay maybe not THAT light..

Anyways speaking of dirty talk: back to ghoul, GOD DAMN does that mf talk sum NASTY shit. He's so good at dirty talk it's scary he just fucking yaps the most diabolical things

Their dynamic is funny bc normally partys the bitchiest bossiest little shit ever and ghoul just follows them around like a confused puppy but in a sexual setting 99% of the time the roles are INSANELY switched up. Hoes humbled and egos rumbled

Ghouls poor combat boots are constantly getting ABUSED💔 from all the kicking and shoving and stomping and humping and cumming and pissing and

Oh yeah did I mention The Piss Kink. Or no- SHOULD I mention the piss kink. On one hand i think it's a bit too out there to mention and on the other hand it's basically kinda canon ish... (party poison hanky code theory and Gerard way piss obsession my beloved) But uh yeah. Piss.

-Sfw-

They had a crush on you for a while, then pathetically confessed on a, originally platonic, coffee date 

Kiiiinda insane about you ngl. excuse my cringe but she probably has a wee little bit yandere in her. Ngl.

They're actually the most sweetest most angelic most loving creature to ever walk the earth and I exaggerate not in the slightest

They love to call you pet names like bunny, darling, angel, sweetie, etc

On that note, they like when you call them nursey (or any other name u wanna imagine :D) (and also funny pet names like miss malpractice :3 because she's a criminal :3)

They will drop EVERYTHING for you, need something you can't reach? She got it, busted your leg open and are bleeding out and almost dying? She got that too.

Overprotective as fuck ngl.. you appreciate the care and extra safety tho

Absolute simp for you idgaf how outdated that word is I MEAN IT

Loves to share everything with you; clothes, food, makeup, a house, their soul, soda,, what's yours is theirs and what's theirs is yours!

She like to go shopping for cute stuff with you on their days off, they also like going to parks and flower fields with you

Would and has probably killed a man for you

Would probably also die for you

They care about most all of their patients in some capacity, but of course your their favorite,, your not just the only one they haven't committed medical malpractice on for no reason

Can you tell I like the concept of her commiting medical malpractice 

Theyre so queer that no matter what gender direction your relationship is in it is gay in EVERY fucking direction. 

Clingy asf Btw.

CLINGGYYYYUYYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️

She likes to draw you a lot, especially at work. Sometimes she gives her drawings to you

Also likes to make crafts for you, usually stuff like bracelets and flower crowns

Did I mention they're clingy 

Reads or talks you to sleep sometimes

Shes VERY gentle and caring with everything they do you-wise; when theyre doing anything medical, helping you with self care, comforting you when your down, literally everything and anything. She treats you like an angel

  -nsfw-

If there was an award for loving to play with your cunt/cock more than anything gee would have it

Seriously.. they LOVE to get you off, probably more then attending to their own pleasure

Has most likely came just from giving you oral

Their a soft dom 100%

Remember the nicknames headcanon? Yeah I forgot to mentioned MOMMY KINK.

Owns a lot of toys probably 

Despite the previously mentioned soft dom roll, she'd probably switch to a sub in SECONDS if you wanted her to

O r a l  f I x a t I o n

is now a good time to mention she has a gynecology/urology degree? Yeah, those fingers get around there GOOD. (I say gynecology bc it's pussy associated and urology bc it's asshole associate #smutdiveristy/hj)

Did I mention the mommy kink

well specifically more of a mama kink, your always calling her mama and it drives her insane (this can actually be nsfw or sfw bc ngl that's kinda sweet...)

they singlehandedly gave you a medical/nurse kink and your not even hiding it.. cold and flu season n they're taking care of you? Yeah that cough ain't the only thing wet 

The BEST at aftercare, those cuddles just hit different (see last headcanon from sfw list teehee)

TITTY SUCKING BOTH WAYS ANY WAY ANY GENDER  #LONGLIVETHEBREASTS

They def have a thing for bite marks and hickeys (giving and receiving)

She LIVES for your little noises..