I wonder who set all of these strange anons on you. At least they keep you busy. That aside, doesn't necromancy always have an element of recycling? You could give this a positive spin. Give necromancy a better name, or something.
âUsually it does. Most people think zombies and skeletons and think that we are somehow violating the sanctity of the dead by taking away their ability to be resurrected. Nevermind that one: resurrection is a form of necromancy in the first place and two: true resurrection is insanely uncommon.â
He laughs, âIf anything, necromancy, when applied in the right ways, can be more effective than an actual army of living people. They donât feel pain or fear, you donât have to feed them, they usually donât have families to mourn them. But no. People would much rather fight and die than let the dead do the work for them.â
After a pause he mumbles: âAlthough, I will be frank there is an immeasurable level of cruelty and evil that comes with certain spheres of the school so⌠yeah.â
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Do you speak more than one language? I mean... normally. Soberly.
Also said:Â
âSorry if that last question was boring, but I kind of guess you to be the type who knows at least two other languages. - Alright. Did you ever completely and consequently refuse a job or order in this castle?â
I speak pieces of quite a few languages. Common, is obviously my first tongue, infernal my second because gods forbid I neglect my tiefling heritage while Herzgo is in earshot. Iâm more than a little rusty with it though. I can read elvish, dwarvish, and arcana. Iâm conversational in undercommon and I know enough to understand the language of the dead.
Wow... I rambled. oops.
 As for the disobedience... I donât think so? I-
No wait I did. Gonna try reeealll hard to write sober for this one.
I had been tasked to kill the child of a female prisoner shortly after she gave birth to it as a way to emotionally break her and prime her to be raised as a ghost. I refused, flat out. Draygo was fetched, I was chewed out by several people, and still I refused.Â
They wanted me to- to go through the process slowly. Poison the child but not the mother. Make it sicker and sicker over time. It was so bleak and hopeless. I couldnât do it.
Draygo had my head for it. I spent days in his office getting reprimanded for disobedience, was denied access to the few resources they let me have at sixteen. I was called every name in the book by my superiors and peers.
My father, it seemed, was the only one that refused to get in on it. Well, him and the clerics. Regardless it was... hellish. The worst part of it is that Draygo simply got someone else to do it. I prevented nothing.
Effron wanders the hallways, leaning against walls and trying not to trip over his own feet anymore than he usually does. Which turns out to be a task in and of itself. He makes his way to the larder, fishing out a bottle of wine from the back of the cellar, one no one would miss. The warlock judiciously decides that opening the bottle could wait until he gets back to his room.Â
Effron takes his way back to the room carefully, weaving around guards and avoiding being spotted drunk and still drinking at such an early hour. He stops, leaning against a wall when his head swims. A few deep breaths and heâs ready to go again, but he hesitates when shadows break the candlelight.
@zeratheinvisible said:
...in earshot, in one of the corridors, stand one of the apprentices, a gangly, snotty guy who had always seemed alright if not friendly, and another shorter guy whose occupation is unclear. They're clearly gossiping, and the smaller, younger of the two holds a half empty bottle of his very own. "...seen that redhead leaving from the castle? She was quite something to look at."Â
 "Really? You think she's invloved with that nuggetty cleric?"Â
 "The one who looks like a mediocre wrestler? Who keeps sucking up to Effron for some reason? Well, he did walk her to the gate." A guard then.
 "Yeah, what kind of connection is that anyways? He's one of the few people who willingly go up in that tower, is he... wonder why."Â
"You think she's a paid escort or something?"Â
"Must have been paid pretty well for making it all the way out here. But yeah, might be. If she was a proper guest, why has no one else met her?"
 "You think the cleric bought her for himself? Maybe he can give us the contacts?"Â
 "For whom else?" The apprentice pauses. "Effron?! You don't think she would be his cup of tea, don't you... Or rather, capable of making any lady want to touch him he didn't raise from the dead himself." He chuckles. "I got to carry a stack of books up Effron's stairs, he was recovering from something or other. I swear to the gods, he keeps a cat construct."Â
"No."Â
The apprentice looked pleased with himself. "Yeah, zombie kitty, fucker put a bell on it and everything. Gross. I kicked it when he didn't watch, not hard, but I wanted to see if the thing rattles as much as its master."Â
"Heh." Both snort. "There's usually something wrong with all of them, isn't there."Â
"Them? Ladies?"Â
"Tieflings! I mean, I don't know so many of them, but look at those I do know, there's something gone seriously wrong in any family tree that produces people... like that."Â
The other shrugged. "You mean with an obvious demonic or devilish heritage? And horns?"Â
"And not just that. Explain to me why none of them have many healthy or sane individuals in their family. Effron here. Or...or the servant wench that claimed she injured her back when that barrel dropped on her?...didn't one of her kids work here for a while? I hear she was dimwitted, messed up, and Zera replaced her. How can you look at that in the mirror and still want to procreate anyways..."
By this time the two men have reached Effronâs little corner. The warlockâs drunken state made him nearly incapable of hiding his anger. He focused on the apprentice, the one person he actually held some authority over.
The two start when they see him, the apprentice having a bit more bluster than the guard.
âIâm sorry,â Effron says, scowling âI think I misheard you. Would you like to repeat some of that?â
The guard bolts, Effron lets him go. The apprentice goes to follow suit, but the warlockâs already pulled out his wand. Black tentacles haphazardly tangle themselves around the mage-in-trainingâs limbs, seeming as drunk as their master.
âPretty sure thatâs notâ Effron commented, shaking the bottle of wine held in his hand and the wand between his fingers, âwhat you said.â
âEffron, I- I apologize, I didnât know you were there.â
âWrong answer to a question I did not ask,â the warlock waved his hand and the tentacles wrapped around the boy tighter. âWhy should it matter if Iâm here or not?â The slight slur to his speech undermined some of his authority, but he couldnât really be bothered with it. âSimilar vein: why would you kick my cat?â
The boy only stammers.
âThatâs what I thought.â Effron dismisses the tentacles and they drop the apprentice on the floor. âYou really should be more careful concerning the people you talk about. Especially if that person knows where you sleep, yeah?â The boy runs off as soon as Effron finishes speaking, swearing to tell Draygo about Effronâs misuse of his power. âTell Draygo whatever you want,â Effron called back, âHe doesnât give a shit about you anyway!â In a slightly smaller tone he follows with, âHe doesnât give a shit about anyone.â
He continues his trek back to his room. Mont is missing from his post; already gone to keep an eye on the cat-kicking unfortunate, possibly even take a bite out of him.
Really depends on how Effron feels in the morning.
Hm.... "Dear Doctor Who" --- OC: Star Wars AU Effron is actually a *very* cool idea. Happy New Year!
((OOC: heh, thanks~ I might fiddle around with Sith Apprentice!Effron a little more in the future. Happy New Year to you too, Zera. And all my other followers!))
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Dear Dr. Who,
I donât know very much about you. When I try to do research, I can only find references; aside, notes, bridges in bard songs, but all of them only mention you. Itâs very strange.
I will say though. Can you please, PLEASE stop leaving your things in Lord Quickâs Vault? Between the dwarf statue and all those shenanigans last year Iâve had to retake inventory four times and every time I find new things I cannot explain.
Last time there was this giant blue, box-like thing. It took up so much space and some young woman in strange clothing told me it was bigger on the inside. Which I donât even want to think about. Bags of holding are enough of a problem, but this thing was taller than I was.
Please, for the sake of my sanity: cease and desist. And remove your extra-dimensional box and assistant. I cannot actually let her into the castle proper.
Cats lie on people just the same. They also stomp all over your work and push their butts into your face to get your attention. So maybe this was for the better.
Effron laughs and casts a sidelong look at Nashira. âI suppose youâre right...â he admits, remembering all the times the cat made a bed of his notes.Â
âMontâs... Montâs a good pet though. He tries so hard... I canât really complain about him overmuch. Even if it is massively weird to wake up to a desiccated corpse trying to snuggle with you... At least he doesnât stink.âÂ
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"Ah, I bet they just... blamed stuff on you. I mean,that sounds like a mage's fireball gone wrong. Besides, they would relish in giving you the details of everything eembarassing you've done... that... er... is how these things usually go... But while we are at it, have you ever tried drunk drawing?!"
Effron nods, listing to the side a bit with the motion. âThat is... very possible.â He hiccups and then scowls at nothing in particular waiting for another one. âBut you never know. I took the fall for it regardless and it was... a while ago. I try not to touch those spirtshâ a pause to collect himself, âSpirits anymore.â
âAnd yeah, Iâve tried to do some drawing while sort of drunk. I wanted to do an experiment where I drew at different stages but I always forget about halfway through.
"Alright, now I have to ask what you did to get barred from parts of the castle "unsupervised". Would you give an example?"
Effron stammers a bit, then slurs: âUm... no one will actually tell me? Apparently I broke some valuable things and there was a rumor going around that I lit an entire tapestry- and itâs surrounding hallway on fire. I think. I dunno whatâs true though.â
"Good grief, Effron. Have you ever been so drunk you didn't remember most of the next day, but you found clues you did something embarassing or downright gross? (Shhh - they call that "having had a few pages torn out of your book" back at home.)"
He blinks a few times to try and think of an answer. âSometimes, yes! Usually when I drink those medicinal liquors and strong spirits though. Rarely do I ever get that drunk with fine wine. But... well, thereâs a reason Iâm not allowed back in certain parts of the castle, ahem, âunsupervisedââ