#zenith.yeah

Was really close to for like 2 years, made rhe 2 hour trip out to see them regularly whenever possible (cuz u normally lived about 8 hours away but ur both in college and ur hometowns are like way closer)

like this person is pinned at the top of ur contacts as a super close friend, and then one day, out of nowhere, u message them asking if they wanna meet up cuz ur gonna be in town, and rhey just. dont respond

u think nothing of it, life goes on, and u realise slowly its not that they didnt respond that one time, they arent responding at all, to anything. U worry they're dead but their steam account seems pretty damn active, so, peobably not that

and then life moves on. Its been, fuck. Fuck. Fuck its been 5 year. what the fuck. what?!

ans then u jusy kinda gotta go back to living life

No. You catch yourself and blush, before pulling back and drawing the blanket over both of you.

Not today.

Ah, how tragic… the poor older sister, not making a move, not acting on her feelings because it's "wrong" and she wants her little sis to have a normal, happy life.

wiki- okay but if you say it that fast, it sounds like petan, which sounds like-

*Us, at the same time,overlapping* 'a french curse word' "a flat chest joke, yes"

this is almost certainly nothing but i can't help myself i'm just so FUCKING EXCITED AAAAAAA

but it turns out smth like that does exist, it's made by a company called pavlok, and it is like, a small smartwatched looking bracelet you wear that connects to ur phone via bluetooth and like, it doesn't just shock you it can also like quietly buzz or just vibrat it's meant for like 'oh hey i got a notification, how do i know? my pavlok buzzed' or like, some people use it to train themselves out of like hair picking and shit, cuz you can record hand motions and it can detect said motions and u can set up an alert to be like 'if i do this motion and i'm not sleeping shock me' and yeah anyway

it turns out said sub ALREADY HAD ONE, she uses ir as an alarm clock and other stuff it's cute when it starta explainging stuff. And, with rhe correct api keys, you can just, write aome code to send any sort of "stimulus" to the watch based on anything, so of course i spent 3 hourd yestersay programming a bot to detect a message from me on our chat client and automatically shock her when it sees i said smth. (With options to turn it off for safety and consent blah blah i hurt people im not cruel)