#zenaide

[image description expanded from alt text: a digital drawing of Zenaide, shown from the shoulders up. Zenaide is a thin kalashtar woman who has pink skin swirled with grey and white. she has one pink eye and one purple eye and is wearing a dangly silver earring. Zenaide's long, wavy hair ombres from purple to pink, and she wears it in a low ponytail, with a piece of her hair pinned back from her face by two silver barrettes. she's looking back over her shoulder with a sultry expression. the drawing is done with sketchy line art and soft shading. end id]

Charlotte and Zénaïde Bonaparte, the daughters of Joseph Bonaparte and Julie Clary

By Jean-Baptiste Wicar

Name: Heron

Age: Immortal

Occupation(s): Fairy Celebrity, Cooking Show Host, Matchmaking Variety Show Host

Aliases: Hera’s Little Clone, Keeper of his Sister

Friend(s): Aubrey, Teena Quince, Cupid (sometimes)

Interest(s): Cooking, learning to be a godparent, cursing his sister’s ex-boyfriends

Relative(s): Zeus (father), Hera (mother), Hephaestus (older brother), Ares (older brother), Eileithyia (older sister), Hebe (older sister), Heracles (brother-in-law), Zenaide (little sister), Argon (peacock hatchling pet)

Character

Heron is youngest son of Zeus and Hera, older brother of Zenaide. In Fairy World, he is a celebrity as he host the Cooking show and Matchmaking Variety show as he help Cupid along with the topic. He strongly resembles his mother Hera's red hair, beauty mark under his right eye, and the unimaginably terrifying anger. Tired of his parents, he and Zenaide reside with their older sister Hebe. He is known for being protective of Zenaide and is prone to snap at whoever offends her.

Background

Heron and Zenaide were born as Zeus and Hera's last attempt to restore their marriage. However, they have witnessed the arguments of their parents, Zeus' infidelities and sex crimes, Hera's petty jealousy and the consequences the siblings were tired of the routine they decided to live with Hebe who is still married to Heracles. Both decided to take Godparenting training to make up the mess their parents made on Earth. Among the fairies, Heron and Zenaide didn't use the wand as they use their respective trinkets to keep their magic.

Throughout years, Heron was well-known for his cooking shows, matchmaking variety shows and his "angry spells". At one point, Blonda mocked Zenaide to the point of comparing herself superior than Heron's sister by beauty. Angered, Heron turned Blonda's appearance much uglier to show side effects of cosmetic surgery she went through and tormented her with paparazzis until Zenaide stopped him. Usually, he is seen pulling Zenaide away before she could flirt with whoever she's attracted to. Name: Zenaide

Age: Immortal

Occupation(s): Fairy Celebrity, Performer

Aliases: Zeus’ Little Copy, Miss Romance-Dreamer

Friend(s): May Queen, Lil’ Summer Maiden, Minister Autumn, Jack Frost (first crush), her 20 ex-boyfriends (formerly), Cupid, Teena Quince

Interest(s): Handsome boys, beautiful people, romance, fashion, babysitting, group idols

Relative(s): Zeus (father), Hera (mother), Hephaestus (older brother), Ares (older brother), Eileithyia (older sister), Hebe (older sister), Hercules (brother-in-law), Heron (older brother), Lenora (eagle hatchling pet)

Character

Zenaide is youngest daughter of Zeus and Hera, little sister of Heron. In Fairy World, she is a celebrity as she performed many songs and acting at Fairywood. She greatly resembles her father's blond hair, blue eyes and quick attraction to whoever that is beautiful. Although Zenaide is not prone to commit infidelities or force upon the relationship with others. Nonetheless, she is a friendly individual who is often seen gushing at Timmy's "rabbit teeth" which she finds it adorable. Teena Quince often find her bubbly side goofy but Zeus' youngest daughter is the only person calming Heron's dangerous temper.

Background

Heron and Zenaide were born as Zeus and Hera's last attempt to restore their marriage. However, they have witnessed the arguments of their parents, Zeus' infidelities and sex crimes, Hera's petty jealousy and the consequences the siblings were tired of the routine they decided to live with Hebe who is still married to Heracles. Both decided to take Godparenting training to make up the mess their parents made on Earth. Among the fairies, Heron and Zenaide didn't use the wand as they use their respective trinkets to keep their magic. In this case, Zenaide use a thunderbolt.

OH BOY

thank you so much for this i’m going to enjoy it. i got a little carried away.

i apologize in advance if these are uh not good i think i’m a lot funnier than i actually am. i have also given up on. actual sentences and grammar.

also apologize for the fact that some of these aren’t really insults. but they are fun! :D

Aellai Darrell - idiot. i mean. idiot. please stop throwing yourself face first into everything that wants to kill you. i mean really. just. absolute dumbass.

Raewyn Corellius - has no friends, just daedra. no wonder her moms sent her far, far away.

Evelyne Antonius - honestly these jokes just write themselves. literally a drunk necromancer. i don’t even need to say anything.

Ziapiel - tiny. so tiny. could squash her like a bug. that’s a really terrifying image. needs horns to be taller than anyone else. still shorter. shrimp.

Larandel - a THOT. also a Dres so there’s that. which is an insult in and of itself. please don’t tell her i told you. i will die.

Tamera Light-Bringer - a literal fanatic. hears strange voices and unquestioningly follows them. unironically likes meridia. has never heard of a brush.

Lyra Darrell - feral goblin. cares more about keeping her hair nice than the fate of the world, probably.

Mizuki - even more of a feral goblin. literally the unluckiest person alive. afraid of water. who the fuck is afraid of water.

Damiana - i don’t even know if it’s possible to insult her. smears blood on her face like an absolute sociopath. absolute biohazard. unstable.

Alvena - stuck-up. which is ironic for an altmer who worships a mortal god. terrible taste in other people.

Astraia - hopeless. probably couldn’t find her way out of a box. desperately needs help.

Altaire - also a thot. doesn’t know what shame is. would do anything (one?) for like... half a septim. reckless. please get standards.

Adelaide Darrell - needs to learn how to say no to people. would get pushed around by a limp noodle.

Zenaide - absolute dumbass. literal poster child for dumb jock. why the fuck would you consume hist sap. why would you think that was a good idea.

Emylynn - beats people to death with a stick. please see a therapist. pretty please.

Aralyn - the most feral goblin of all. seems to think biting is socially acceptable. afraid of 99.9999% of people. the coward.

Jaede - ?????????????? speaks for itself tbh. needs to stop playing golf with skulls.

Ashe - when you try your best but you don’t succeed. would probably blow herself up accidentally.

Zanthe - absolute ditz. couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag. really, really bad taste in romantic partners.

Asenath - small and angry. teeny tiny. possibly having serious hallucinations. absolutely no clue what she’s doing. has never flexed her ‘decent person’ muscle.

Amber sat up in her hospital bed, gripping Zen’s hand tightly as they both waited on news of what was going on with the phenemenon on campus.

“Zen...I know you kind of wanted to go and check that out yourself and fight whatever’s causing this...but thanks for staying with me.   I would’ve worried otherwise.”she notes her ears lowering a bit as she shudders slightly.

“...maybe if I let go of...”

[image description: a HeroForge mini, from the waist up. the mini is of Zenaide, a young, thin humanoid woman. her skin is pale pink marbled and swirled with soft grey and white. her hair is in a purple-to-pink ombre, and she wears it in a ponytail. she has one pink eye and one purple eye. she’s wearing a frilly white off-the-shoulder dress, and she has a sweet smile on her face. end id]

jack, with such confidence: “oh I think I nailed the spelling on this one. I feel good about it”

me: “I’ll put it in the chat, it’s coqin”