#zeldaux

yeah I haven't seen anything triggering on your blog, but anon is right. tagging things as #[trigger] tw is the "proper" way to tag triggers.

[LOUD FISH OUT OF WATER NOISES] I'M DYING SEND HELP

owen found out about amelia’s past from private practice (drugs, etc.) and held a board meeting where he discussed firing her for it.

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: jaime but more importantly can u imagine tywin's face when he finds out

who forgot to put the cat lion outside before sex: probably jaime?? idk i can picture cersei ordering him 2 put the cat out and him being like....ooops.......

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: cersei. i think. bc the queen never does embarrassing shit or at the very least nobody will ever find out about the queen doing embarrassing shit

who breaks the most phones: who cares they shit gold they can buy 498953845385 more

who dies first: they will die together THEY WER EBORN TOGETHER THEY SHARED A WOMAB TOGETEHR THEY WILL DIE TOGETHER!!!!!

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: neither/either

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: cersei attempting to cook. in the end they hire somebody. they never speak of it again.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: jaime 100% always definitely

a “peep” is a marshmallow shaped like animals and covered in sprinkles. when you put them in the microwave, they blow up like a balloon before exploding all over the inside.