#zdenda

For a start, you may know Zdenda better from gifs such as this:

and pictures such as this:

Yes, Zdenda gets paid to fondle Jágr's thighs. I want his life. I think he's quite fond of his life, too.

He get to stare adoringly at Jágr.

He gets to have his jersey signed by Jágr.

And he gets to fly with Jágr.

How do we know his name? Because Jágr introduced us to him when he gave a video tour of the Czech team's locker room at Sochi.

ondrejthegiant very kindly gifed and translated the video, including this bit:

The three essentials for any locker room - Czech flag, hockey sticks, and an adorable trainer to grope your thighs.

Sadly, I haven't been able to find a gif of my favourite part of the Czech/Latvia game on Valentine's Day - the part when Zdenda kissed Jágr, and got shoved away with lots of blushing and giggling.