#zcndi

kali: hey are you sure it's okay if i come over?

kali: like i know you said it was fine whenever after the first time but like

kali: are you sure?

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Their first impression of your muse: Oh he’s a guard too. (insert derogatory remarks about Blood Oath here)

Current impression: Asshole that thinks he’s better than me because he’s second to some huge ass guild but guess who DIDN’T get crushed in a fight? that’s right, agility, bitch.

Are they attracted to your muse?: Nah, right now Luna just sees red. Is he hot though? Well objectively, yes.

Something they find frightening about your muse: Physically not much, Luna knows she can handle herself in a fight and if it came down to it, she could call Hades in to diffuse it. She does think it’s unnerving that he can make things difficult between the two guilds if Luna messes up badly enough.

Something they find adorable about your muse: She hasn’t seen him in a context that lets him be adorable tbh bc they only meet for guild reasons and have to be Professional.

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: No. lmao rip but that’s a catalyst only right.

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:  probably not? unless they want to both die at the end of it.

One word my muse would use to describe yours:  wrong.

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: yes. :) among other things

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What was my muses 5 last sent text to yours?

Killmongur: I think we should meet up

Killmongur: now that the keys have been found

Killmongur: were going to need to find out more about this boss that's coming.

Killmongur: and while it pains me to have to come to you, my estranged bed fellow

Killmongur: i’ll take comfort in the fact that it will make you just as uneasy but I’d like to get home and it would be nice to have one boss fight go according to some kind of plan. rather then everyone running around like the sky is falling. 

What was my muses 5 last unsent text to yours.?

{unsent} : I seriously don’t get it

{unsent} : how is it possible that you got the girl and the friends with your attitude.  All that's missing is the career but lets face it... I’m better than you in that aspect.

{unsent} : I really hate you

{unsent} : ... okay I really want to hate you but I don’t actually hate you. Strong dislike is better.

{unsent}: I need to go to sleep cause I’m clearly losing my shit.

What was my muses last picture to yours?

{image sent}:  😉

What my muse saved your number as?

The Annoyance 

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

Cold Little Heart by: Michael Kiwanuka

How many times my muse has called yours this week?

Big fat zero. Would rather keep their interactions to short- in person meet ups

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

cricket: hey so

cricket: I'm looking for a jack of all trades kinda merchant

005. a letter of complaint 

second in command,

first off, how dare you. 

and sECONDLY -- wait. i don’t have a secondly. in fact, i find this all too amusing. who would have guessed you had a soft spot for small blondes and being called daddy? really, i was quite shocked when i heard your little experience there. but hey, i’m not complaining.

no, no. i’m not complaining abOUT THAT. i’m here to complain to the second in command. my complaint is: hOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME??? i thought we were pals -- homies. but no, no. i had to hear your new placement like a COMMONER. A PEASANT. it’s rude, david. 

congratulations or whatever. blah, blah, blah. you’ll do great.

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That One time Achilles went to D3V0ID to talk about Noir

Achilles could see the man that was considered the Dad of Blood Oath... or was it Daddy? Fuck if he knew. He didn’t know why he thought it was a good idea to have a conversation with him now. However, with the ceremony happening rather quickly for his guild. Achilles thought it would serve as a sign of ‘good will’  he spoke with the man.

Maybe he could stop seeing them as an annoyance... maybe.

“Too bad,” she teased, “Cause I guarantee it’d be entertaining,” Her face flushed, but she was certain Jal couldn’t see the scarlet in her cheeks as she tossed them a little wink.

there was a lot going on in the room, which left kali feeling really overwhelmed. she stood to the side where all the other uncomfortable people were positioned and scanned the busy crowd for someone. why she was looking for this particular person she didn’t know, but what she knew was they were the person she needed.

spotting them talking to some random players, she figured interrupting really wouldn’t be the worst thing. kali made her way over, quietly mumbling excuse me to a few people she encountered. gently touching the sides of their waist from me behind so she didn’t scare them, she leaned in close to their ear whispering, “i’m gonna hug you.”

her arms found their way around the other players waist, holding them closer than they had even been at the club, her head resting on their shoulder. the physical contact was comforting, admittedly their entire presence was comforting. she broke the silence again a few seconds later mumbling still, “you look nice.”