#zayray030

And their friends are just straight up cackling in the corner

Omg, wait, this would be such a hilarious situation. Like if this was a Stargirl type situation, where they’re all high-schoolers, but Barry and Iris are one day going to have a whole speedster family, obviously. Like this Forces arc if they were teens? Iris gave Barry back his speed, and oh wait these two teens now created a bunch of Forces who inhabit grown adults. 

“Take them out for soccer” is killing me omfg. Teenaged Cisco straight up cackling at Barry trying to parent adults. Iris immediately grabbing cookbooks and being like, “Okay I’m going to learn how to cook now, because I have to feed all these random adults I’m apparently a mother to.” It would be straight up hilarious, and I kind of wish we could have that kind of fun every episode. 

Sorry for the late reply, this one took a second to gather fics for. Hopefully these are what you were looking for :)

It’s Just a Phase by ViiA01 (WIP) - Hal and Bruce get to experience the miracle of parenthood.

They are delighted, of course.

what happens in vegas by noctelle - The one where Bruce and Hal get drunk and wake up married in Vegas.

The End is the Beginning by batsy_rocks - "Seriously, what the hell? Batman is supposed to be an urban legend and yet you have a fucking plane." Hal crossed his arms across his chest. "Let me tell you how much sense that makes, and that's none."

Aliens Made Us Do It by FabulaRasa - Bruce and Hal run into a little bit of cultural difficulty on an off-world mission. This was really, really not supposed to be Bruce Wayne's wedding day. Consider this story the traditional fannish "oh no we have to get married!" with a BatLanterny twist at the end. (I am aware that this is the second time I’ve recommended this fic, but I really do love it)

You burned my toaster! by ZayRay030 - “Morning.” Bruce greeted. “These look good. Thought you would burn them.” Bruce added. Hal shot him a disbelieving look before smirking slightly.

“Oh, like how you almost burned my apartment down by making toast?” Hal asked sarcastically and smirked when he saw the embarrassed look on Bruce's face. He heard a snort and when he turned around he saw Jason covering his mouth.

“I did not almost-” Bruce tried to protest but Hal cut him off again and he revelled in the surprised looks on Bruce's kids faces.

“Please, spooky. There were a bunch of complaints and someone asked me if everything was okay because they had thought if I fell asleep while making myself breakfast.” Hal said, smirking and leaning against the table.

OR

The CW finally did something right with that final episode at the end and Omg I am ready to die happy right now