#zatter

Trust me, Zatter.

EDIT. Yeah. Get them shades.

-- driftingHook [DH] began trolling direfulWitness [DW] at 16:07 --

[04:07] DH: hey ashshhat

[04:07] DW: whAt dO YOU wAnt

[04:07] DH: nothing much

[04:07] DH: jusht wonderring why yew haven't been shpeaking to me much lately

[04:08] DH: yew know, YEWRR KISHMESHISH

[04:08] DW: I hAvE OthEr thIngs tO dO wIth mY lIfE

[04:08] DH: yeah, like i believe that

[04:09] DH: i'm being completely sharrcashtic btw

[04:09] DW: I dOn't rEAllY cArE

[04:09] DW: bElIEvE whAt YOU wIsh

[04:11] DH: sho i'm shupposhed to believe that yew've been doing shomething elshe than worrk all day, play with cdadsh, worrk on new deshignsh and drrink yewrr dishgushting shlushh of caffeine?

[04:11] DW: ActUAllY

[04:12] DW: I hAvE bEEn dOIng OthEr thIngs

[04:12] DH: oh?

[04:12] DW: nOt thAt YOU wOUld bE IntErEstEd'

[04:12] DH: oh i wanna hearr about thish new development!

[04:12] DH: that hash caushed yew to ignorre me!

[04:13] DW: I hAvEn't bEEn IgnOrIng YOU

[04:13] DW: bUt YOU CAN stArt cOnvErsAtIOns sOmEtImEs

[04:13] DH: whateverrrrrrrrrrrr, now tell me!!!

[04:14] DW: I hAvE bEEn tAlkIng tO A cOmpAnIOn At wOrk

[04:14] DW: AftEr hOUrs

[04:14] DH: ...let me gueshsh, a buff gearrhead like yew?

[04:14] DH: shome rrandom blueblood that'sh poorr forr shome trragic rreashon?

[04:14] DW: nOt rEAllY

[04:15] DH: ??

[04:15] DH: then what kind of perrshon??

[04:15] DW: A YEllOwblOOd lIkE mE

[04:16] DH: ANOTHERR buff yellowblood?

[04:16] DW: shE's wEll bUIlt

[04:16] DH: OH

[04:16] DH: A shhe huh?

[04:16] DH: i thought it'd be a bunch of malesh at yewrr worrk!

[04:17] DW: nOt OnlY. mAchInEs ArE IntErEstIng tO mOrE pEOplE thAn YOU thInk.

[04:18] DW: nOt EvErYOnE thInks mEtAl Is A mAtErIAlIzEd dEmOn

[04:18] DH: oh haha

[04:18] DH: yew forrget i live with metal on my hand

[04:19] DH: oh wait

[04:19] DH: it ISH my hand!

[04:19] DH: what a shurrprrishe!

[04:19] DH: bulgewad

[04:19] DW: And YOU sEEm tO fOrgEt thAt I bUIlt It fOr YOU

[04:20] DH: dude

[04:20] DH: don't even

[04:20] DW: It Is sImplY thE trUth

[04:20] DH: don't guilt-trrip me like thish

[04:21] DW: YOU'rE mAkIng YOUrsElf thE vIctIm AgAIn

[04:21] DH: i'm not!

[04:21] DH: anyway!

[04:21] DH: what'sh thish honey like?

[04:21] DW: hOnEY?

[04:21] DH: the yellowblood!

[04:21] DW: Oh.

[04:22] DW: wEll

[04:22] DW: shE's prEttY EnErgEtIc

[04:22] DW: And plEAsAnt

[04:23] DH: pleashant?

[04:23] DH: kizrrak, arre yew like...50 shweepsh?

[04:23] DW: stOp OvErrEActIng

[04:24] DH: but who shaysh shomeone'sh "pleashant" except forr old trrollsh???

[04:24] DW: ...

[04:25] DW: AnYwAY

[04:25] DW: shE Is IntErEstIng In bUIldIng And wOrkIng wIth mAchInEs

[04:25] DH: WHOOP THERRE IT ISH

[04:25] DW: whAt?

[04:25] DH: a gearrhead

[04:25] DH: like yewrrshelf

[04:25] DW: sO?

[04:27] DH: sho

[04:27] DH: i knew it

[04:28] DW: shE's A frIEnd wIth thE sAmE IntErEsts As mE

[04:28] DW: It mAkEs cOnvErsAtIOn EAsIEr

[04:28] DH: but shtill

[04:28] DH: i knew it

[04:28] DW: YOU ArE sUch A wrIgglEr

[04:28] DH: yeah yeah, fuck yew too :p

-- direfulWitness [DW] gave up trolling driftingHook [DH] at 16:29 --

Zatter's handle is driftingHook

Zedorn's handle is remedialStitching

Kizrak's handle is direfulWitness

Basics:

Name: Zatter Akkuru 

Godtier: 

Birthday: September 24th

Height: 220 cm

Weight: 86 kg

Blood: Some sort of purple

Lusus: A mertroll or something?? You don't really know.

Sex: Female

Trolltag: driftingHook Strife Specibus: Hookkind and Axekind

Fetch Modus: Fishbowl (all items are little fish)

Symbol: Just a hook in water, really

Hive: In a cave which is right by the sea, half the hive is underwater and half of it over water. Pretty shitty according to your kismesis.