#zapmf

No one talks about this moment, and I feel betrayed.

Look at my green boi, having a civil conversation with the tall human scientist over a human beverage that he probably wouldn’t have accepted from ANYONE ELSE, but he did from Membrane. Like, what even led to this anyway? Did Zim try to break in but Membrane saw him and was like, “Oh, hello Dib’s foreign friend, would you like to come in, I’m making coffee.”

ITS JUST- IDKSJFKDJS this au- @theluckyestclover7

Basically some time after Dib was born/created and before Gaz was a thing and stuff, Membrane discovers Smeet Zim and raises him alongside his other children. And Zim basically grows up thinking he’s a human with a freaky skin condition and is still an asshole but is, like, nicer and stuff. But eventually Zim starts to wonder “hey, wait, I’m green and aliens are green and I wear a wig and contacts and stuff, this is weird, maybe I am an alien...”

And GAZ knew all along without anyone knowing, she just sorta accepted it and was like “really? Ya’ll didn’t know? Fucking moron”, while Dib, FRIGGING OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DIB, never actually considers Zim an alien in the AU because he has it in his had that all space aliens are evil and Zim is CLEARLY not evil - a lil’ SHIT sometimes, but DEFINITELY not evil. So yeah, a bunch dumb crap happens and eventually they’re like “shit, Zim IS an alien, wtf” and drama happens, I guess. X’D