#zagwire

Directly after Jag & Zahara’s breakup, Jag takes to blaring Hozier around the Deep End at all hours. No one can stop him. Strat tries. Jag somehow turns it up louder. Strat breaks the player one night out of sheer panic and frustration. It is somehow perfectly intact the next day. (Jagwire bought a new one from the secret tech store in the bowels of Obsidian that only he knows about, idk) It gets to the point where the Lost are all mentally begging Zahara to take him back, because if they have to listen to “Take Me to Church” one more time they’re gonna smash skulls