#zabari

Kiki, Zabari and their 7 chao children (under the cut)

Inspired by @moon-spirit-yue

Kind of a modern au :P

*somewhere in tail*

Raya, riding on tuk tuk: [slows down] I think this should be a good place to stay for the night, buddy.

Tuk tuk: [grunts in agreement and unrolls him self]

Raya: what do you think Sisu?

Sisu: [sleeping against Rayas back] zzz...

Raya: [shakes] Sisu! Wake up, we’re here.

Sisu: I DIDNT TAKE THE BABY- oh. Sorry it was a dream. [rubs eyes]

Raya: ...uh huh. Anyways, this inn should do us good for the night. So we can all rest properly in beds.

Sisu: I agree. [hops off] let’s go check in.

*in the morning*

Buu (a Fang soldier): are you sure this is where you saw them go, your highness?

Namaari: yes, now shush. [looking through Binoculars at the inn’s window] I see them. I see their room.

Atitayam: yeah, cause what your doing right now isn’t creepy at all. [chuckles]

Namaari: shut up.

Atitaya: mhm.

Namaari: Zabari, do you have the boom box ready?

Zabari (a Fang soldier): [lifts boom box with both hands] right here, your highness.

Namaari: good.

Buu: and I have your Adele playlist ready. Which song did you want?

Namaari: you know the one.

*later*

Namaari: [lifting a boom box in the air outside the inn that’s playing adele] HELLO, ITS ME. I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU’D LIKE TO MEET

Atitaya: she’s really lost it.

Buu: yup.

Raya: [going out to the balcony] now what in the hell- NAMAARI?!

Namaari: RAYA. I HAVE THE FANG ARMY HERE WITH ME. YOU ARE COMING WITH US BACK TO FANG AT ONCE.

Raya: NOW WHAT THE HELL IS THE MUSIC FOR [cackling]

Namaari: for the mood- NOW COME WITH US, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

Raya: FOR FUCKING WHAT

Namaari: FOR WEARING BRAIDS IN FANG.

Raya: IM NOT IN FANG ANYMORE YOU DOOFUS

Namaari: BUT YOU STILL VIOLATED THE POLICY. COME WITH ME MY LOVE- I MEAN BINTURI.

Atitaya: [palms her face] oh sweet baby Jesus

Sisu: [yawing and coming out aswell] um...what’s all this ra racket- Oh! Hey girl! It’s been a while!

Namaari: Oh hey Sisu. RAYA. COME WITH US, DONT MAKE IT HARDER ON YOUR SELF [Adele still playing]

Raya: you know, all this chasing that you keep on doing with me gets me thinking that you’re obsessed with me. [smirks]

Namaari: [mumbles] because I am..

Raya: come again?

Namaari: NOTHING. LAST TIME RAYA. WE HAVE YOU CORNERED.

Raya: okay um- SISU NOW

Namaari: wha-

Sisu: [transforms and makes it rain] HOP ON!

Raya: [jumps on sisus back] UNTIL NEXT TIME MY LOVE [waves to Namaari].

Namaari: [still holding the boom box in the air] DAMN IT SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY

Atiataya: you dumb bitch what did you expect she’s got a dragon with her? plus this is the fifth fucking time she escaped-

Zabari: I mean hey! Look on the bright side! She called you her love.

Namaari: ...she did.

Zabari: yup.

Namaari: NOOOOOO THE ONE TIME SHE CALLS ME HER LOVE AND I DIDNT EVEN HEAR IT [runs in Sisu and Raya’s direction] RAYA COME BACK SAY IT AGAIN SO I CAN HEAR IT DONT LEAVE [gets farther and farther]

Atitaya: wow. That is some sad shit right there.

Buu: yup.

Bonus:

Tuk Tuk’s mind: 🐿ʙᴏɪ🐿ᴡʜᴀᴛ🐿ᴛʜᴇ🐿ʜᴇʟʟ🐿 ʙᴏɪ🐿

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