(SCIENTISTS:) pollution will ruin our climate.
Now, people I’ve encountered, half the people who even NOTICE the chaos:
“This is looking like Satan is getting stronger!”
“They keep saying we need to save the environment, but it looks like the environment isn’t interested in saving us!”
“Jeez, it’s just like in THE BIBLE!”
“We lived in a nice generation! I mean we made sure we didn’t throw our garbage into the river!” (Implying only this generation pollutes)
(Talking about CLIMATE CHANGE): “and then they come here from some other country and don’t work A DAY and get all these BENEFITS! (80+ yrs old, thick german accent, living off dead spouse and govt)
“You can’t even tell what they ARE in that place!” (Srsly about a store in the middle of the weather discussion)
“Those solar farms down south!!!!” (Fury)
Me: (growing fourth lip in order to chew) (buying cyanide pills for myself on the dark web)
“First i heard of it! Climate change huh? Commies did it” (close but altered terminology)