i heard shisui is ripped.......i heard he's fuckin...

(danzo actually said that?? lmao wtf yuck)

"Enough to think Sasuke seeing his parents die via genjutsu and grow up alone would work" lkajshdfasdf dumb as a brick but as confident as a GOD

/hands the ball back to itachi “those lines on your face means you’re evil”

pffffffft 

send a ship name & we will rate it

The Mun’s rating || NOTP / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / BROTP / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / OTP

The Mun’s thoughts || "But consider Itachi.” Lmfao. So another ship I haven’t thought a lot on. There’s going to be extenuating circumstances around these two I think? Shisui first and foremost sees Sasuke as “Itachi’s little brother” so it’d be hard to change that way of thinking into something romantic. Otherwise yeah, they could be bros! Sasuke would fall into “little brother” status with Shisui or even be seen as a son like figure. Especially if he and Itachi are together.

For this to work romantically, you can’t ignore Itachi. [I’m gonna blame @uchihasavior for getting me into this ot3.] They’re kind of a 2-for-1 package and if Shisui is pursuing a relationship with Sasuke then very likely Sasuke already has feelings for his brother. So in reality, Shisui will have to accept both parts. I don’t think it’d be a great stretch, he accepts their relationship and will support them regardless of if he’s romantically involved. I’d imagine he’d be...invited into the relationship? Once he reveals his attraction to one or both of the brothers. Idk, it’s a bit tricky and I didn’t want to think too deeply on an ask meme lmfao.

The Muse’s rating || Fuck NO / Totally bros. / don’t know / I’d ship it.

I want to think that showing Izumi what she wanted doesn't necessarily equate to him being straight. If she had liked another person i think itachi would have shown her a similar illusion.. Besides, didn't he only see her as a friend at the time? ��

[[ Okay, I’m going to get serious for a moment.

First of all: if that’s your interpretation of that scene, then by all means I encourage you to keep it. I’m not at all saying you can’t think it’s something else-- I was very specific in handing freedom back to readers. My word isn’t law! While I appreciate questions, I’m not ever going to say people have to agree with me.

But if we’re talking meta wise:

Itachi didn’t know what romance was because he didn’t give it the time of day. Itachi doesn’t have enough social knowledge/experience to know for sure whether he would eventually fall in love or keep his feelings strictly platonic. Again... if you want to read Itachi/Izumi as strictly platonic, please do so!

And context wise... what does it matter? What fight are we winning by trying to argue about his canon sexuality? Or any other character’s? Would you stop shipping Shiita if it was proven by word of God that Itachi was straight? I don’t think so. You shouldn’t stop shipping it just because canon proved you wrong. In fact I think this would just make you ship it harder.

Ino liked Sasuke, then Sai, so she’s straight; but people still ship her with Sakura. Is this a problem? Nope.

Jiraiya is possibly the straightest guy character I can think of, and yet people still ship him with Orochimaru. Is this a problem? Nope, this isn’t a problem either.

Kishimoto’s manga is NOT meant to explore the topic of sexuality. In fact, any same sex scenes were used as eye-candy for the opposite sex. Sakura is canonically a fujoshi, (not to be confused with tumblr’s negative ‘definition’ of the term), and yet... femslash is still popular with Sakura. And again, this is not a problem.

Canon should not be the be-all-end-all of when it comes to who is allowed to ship what and with who. You can say “x is canon” and still do whatever you want within fandom. Draw what you want. Write what you want. 

Does it maybe feel like a threat to acknowledge the idea that Itachi might have returned a girl’s feelings? It really shouldn’t, I say again-- canon should not stop you from doing what you enjoy. 

try イタチ and he’ll get a 5 in Loyalty/Hotness and a 1 in Bedroom and I think that’s accurate lmao