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⥠Characters: Yuji Itadori x gn!reader ⥠Warnings: NSFW (18+), oral (receiving), fingering, switch-flip energy, soft to unhinged, possessive!Yuji, overstimulation, praise, reader is gender neutral (no pronouns, no anatomy), one (1) whimpery boy ⥠WC: ~1.3k ⥠Notes: My first attempt at gender neutral smut! Advice is welcome, hope it reads okay lol. Yuji gives such sweet boy energy but like⌠barely holding on. I wanted to play with that switch-flip tension and go from nervous to greedy. Please enjoy đ
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The room was a haze of heat and dim light, the air thick with the faint musk of sweat and the sharp tang of desire.Â
Yuji Itadori was on his knees before you, his broad shoulders hunched like a predator caught mid-pounce, his pink hair sticking to his forehead in damp, messy strands.Â
Heâd started so damn softâtoo soft, reallyâhis calloused fingers brushing your skin like you were spun glass, his lips ghosting over your collarbone with a tenderness that almost made you laugh.Â
Almost.Â
âTell me if itâs too much,â heâd mumbled into the crook of your neck, voice shaky, like he was terrified of screwing this up.Â
âLikeâseriously, even if itâs just kinda too much, or almost too much, orââÂ
Youâd cut him off with a kiss, lips crashing into his, swallowing that nervous ramble whole. Because fuck, nothing he did could ever be too muchânot when his hands trembled with reverence, not when he pressed open-mouthed kisses down your chest like he was worshiping you, not when he sank to his knees and stared up at you with those wide, honey-brown eyes, pupils already dilating, like you were the goddamn eighth wonder of the world.Â
But then you let slip that tiny sound. A fractured gasp, high and needy, spilling out when his tongue flicked just right, tracing a hot, wet line across your inner thigh. It was barely audible, but it hit him like a fucking freight train.Â
Yuji froze. Blinked up at you, lips parted, breath hitching.Â
ââŚWas thatâwas that good?â His voice was still soft, but there was a crack in it, a hunger starting to bleed through.Â
You nodded, chest heaving, words stuck somewhere between your brain and your throat.Â
He blinked again, slow, like he was processing.Â
ââŚThat sound,â His tone dropped, rougher now, an octave lower, âyou really liked that, huh?âÂ
His eyes locked onto yours, and you saw itâthe switch flipping, the puppy-dog sweetness fading, replaced by something feral, something starving. Suddenly, he wasnât asking anymore. He was taking.Â
âBabeâbabe, wait, Iââ you stammered, but your hand was already twisting into the sheets as he yanked you back down, strong hands gripping your hips, pinning you to the mattress.Â
His mouth was on you again, lower now, hungrier, tongue dragging slow and deliberate across your thigh, then dipping between your legs with a groan that vibrated through your core.Â
âYou sound so fucking good like that,â he muttered, words muffled against your skin, his breath hot and erratic.
âI didnât thinkâI didnât know I could make you sound like thatâŚâÂ
His tongue pressed deeper, slick and relentless, lapping at you like heâd die if he stopped.
You tried to form a responseâanythingâbut then he moaned, low and guttural, the sound rumbling against you, and your brain short-circuited, leaving you a trembling mess.Â
âI wanna hear it again,â he rasped, pulling back just enough to look at you, his lips glistening, chin wet with you.Â
His eyes were blown wide, dark with need.Â
âI wanna hear you break. Just a little. Please.âÂ
His hands slid up your thighs, fingers digging in, possessive now, and before you could catch your breath, his mouth was backâsucking, licking, devouringâand you couldnât stop the cry that tore out of you.Â
âYujiâ!âÂ
It was a plea, a prayer, a fucking surrender, and he shuddered at the sound, his whole body tensing like heâd been electrocuted.Â
âFuckâplease say my name like that again,â he begged, voice cracking, his hands shaking as they gripped you tighter.Â
âIâll go slowâI swearâjustâfuck, I need toââÂ
But slow was a lie.Â
His mouth was relentless now, tongue plunging deeper, lips sealing around you, sucking hard enough to make your vision blur. You arched off the bed, thighs trembling, and he groaned again, louder this time, the sound raw and desperate, like he was getting off on this as much as you were.Â
âOh my God,â he whispered, pulling back for a split second, staring at the mess heâd made of youâyour slick skin, your quaking legs, the way your chest heaved.Â
âYouâre gonna fucking kill me.âÂ
His hands slid under your ass, lifting you closer, and then he dove back in, tongue fucking into you with a pace that wasnât gentle anymoreâit was greedy.Â
Your hands flew to his hair, tugging hard, and he whimpered âwhimperedâa high, broken sound that made your stomach twist with heat.Â
He didnât stop. Couldnât. His fingers joined in, two at firstâthick, calloused, easing into you with a slow, deliberate push that had you gasping.Â
âSo tight,â he muttered, voice hoarse, lips brushing your heat as he spoke.Â
âSo fucking perfect.âÂ
He curled his fingers, hitting that spot that made your back bow, and you cried out again, louder, shameless. His mouth latched onto you, sucking hard, tongue flicking in time with his fingers, and the wet, sloppy sounds filled the roomâlewd, filthy, perfect.Â
âYujiâfuckâpleaseââÂ
You didnât even know what you were begging for anymore, too far gone, your whole body shaking as he pushed you closer to the edge.
His fingers sped up, pumping into you with a rougher rhythm, slick and dripping, while his tongue worked you over with a fervor that bordered on obsession. He was panting now, sweat beading on his brow, his own breath ragged as he chased every sound you made, every twitch of your body.Â
âCum for me,â he growled, voice low and commanding, a stark contrast to the soft boy whoâd started this.Â
âWanna feel itâwanna taste itâplease, babe, I need itââÂ
His words tipped you over, and you shattered, a scream ripping from your throat as your orgasm hit hard, waves of pleasure crashing through you. Your legs clamped around his head, and he moaned into you, lapping up every drop, fingers still moving, drawing it out until you were a whimpering, oversensitive wreck.Â
He didnât stop there. Oh, no. Yuji crawled up your body, flushed and wild-eyed, lips swollen and shiny with you. His shirt was gone nowâwhen had that happened?âhis bare chest heaving, muscles taut and slick with sweat.Â
âYouâre so fucking hot,â he breathed, kissing your temple, your jaw, your mouth, his tongue slipping in to share the taste of you.Â
âIâI maybe got carried away,â he admitted, sheepish for a heartbeat, but then you yanked him back down, kissing him hard, and his grin turned wicked.Â
âMore,â you whispered, voice wrecked, and his eyes darkened.Â
âFuck, youâre gonna be the death of me,â he said, hands fumbling with his pants, shoving them down just enough to free his cockâthick, hard, leaking already, the tip flushed and dripping.Â
He pressed it against you, teasing, sliding it through your slickness with a groan.Â
âSo wetâfuck, all for me?âÂ
He didnât wait for an answer, just pushed in slow, stretching you open, and you both gasped at the feelingâhim filling you, you clenching around him.Â
He started gentleâalways that damn sweetnessâbut it didnât last. One thrust, two, and then he was fucking you, hips snapping with a rough, desperate pace, the bed creaking, headboard slamming against the wall.Â
âYou feelâsoâfuckingâgood,â he panted, punctuating each word with a thrust, his hands gripping your hips hard enough to bruise.Â
You wrapped your legs around him, pulling him deeper, and he whinedâwhinedâhigh and needy, losing himself in you.Â
âSay my name,â he begged, voice breaking, his thrusts turning sloppy, erratic.
âPleaseâfuckâsay itââÂ
You did, screaming it as he hit that spot again and again, and he shattered with you, a guttural moan spilling from his lips as he came, hot and thick inside you, his body trembling as he rode it out.Â
He collapsed beside you, chest heaving, skin slick with sweat.Â
âHoly shit,â he whispered, turning to kiss your shoulder, soft again, like the storm had passed.Â
âYou okay? Was thatâuhâgood?âÂ
You could only nod, still reeling, and he grinned, pulling you close, murmuring sweet nonsense as you both drifted down from the high.
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Yuji would be the best bf ever, Iâll defend that hc forever
Heâd always make sure to bring you some little souvenirs when heâs on missions away, would always call to let you know heâs alright and to jnow you are okay as well. Heâd answer your calls immediately. The amount of SAP that Sukuna would have to watch whenever youâre with Yuji.
No one can tell me that boy wouldnât be the absolute most precious bf ever. Youâre not feeling good? Heâs there INSTANTLY. Youâre sick? HE GETS YOU MEDS AND MAKES YOU FOOD. You just wanna get out and get fresh air? Heâs by your side, basically carrying you anywhere you wanna go. You wanna see a silly movie thatâs usually absolutely not his genre? He already bought the tickets for it, no worries.
Iâll die on that hill, yuji itadori would be the sweetest, gentlest, most perfect boyfriend and spoil you rotten with love and affection and compliments.
~ Nanami flowershop anon
ok ok ok here's just some cute random yuuji bf headcanons bc he doesn't get enough love and i am also an accomplice in that
even if he doesn't like your taste in music, he'll listen to all of your favorite artists just to be familiar with them. will also try to keep up with their socials enough to know when a new album is dropping or if they're going on tour. he'd happily go to that concert with you, too. you'd honestly never know he didn't even like the music lol
paints. your. nails. he'd start off by helping you with your dominant hand which can be a bit tricky, but eventually he's just so good at it and he finds it so calming that he just does it all for you.
definitely participates in your skin care routine just to have extra time to spend with you. then he realizes this stuff actually works and he enjoys that, too
he's ALWAYS stocked up on pads/tampons whatever your preference is, he gets exactly the kind you like and makes sure it never runs low
only makes his bed when he knows you're coming over
whenever he hugs you he can't help but pick you up and swing you around a bit. he definitely loves carrying you and just having you in his arms
will sing loudly in the shower, even if you're also there and trying to have some ~sexy bubble time~. if his jam comes on, all hope is lost.
his wallpaper is always you, but he does change the photos constantly. even daily. megumi tried to teach him how to use widgets for reminders, but yuji realized he could just have more photos of you :)
my god also you're so sappy sometimes that megumi and nobara have to walk away, but sukuna doesn't have that option, so he's just stuck there watching you have an i love you more fight while cuddled up and kissing and he's revolted. he's popped out to threaten you both on numerous occasions but nothing's ever really come of it (and maybe i simp for sukuna a bit and think i'm sooo different but i think he'd have a teensy weensy soft spot for you after a while)
My brainrot/headcanon after watching Big Hero 6 was either Haibara, Todo or Yuuji having a super smart bubbly non-sorcerer or very low level sorcerer scientist girlfriend like Honey Lemon and them introducing her to his friends in her lab. Theyâd all be sickingly affectionate and match each others energy and have the corniest pet names.
Yuujis friends would be in disbelief he even has a girlfriend but after seeing how equallyâŚ..eccentric they are theyâd be like ooooooo this makes sense. His pet name would be Honey Bee/Bear, no one will let him live this down.
Todo would talk about her all the time but NOONE would believe he was being serious and thought it was another one of his delusions, after he shows a picture of you they then conclude he must be stalking her and get concerned (even Utahime is like đ) and it ainât until she runs into him and public and give him a kiss that theyâre like âthis fool was being serious đđđâ
Haibara would only introduce her to Nanami, he wants to keep her as far away from the world of jujutsu as possible kinda like how he banned his sister from attending Tokyo tech. Again she matches his positive energy and always fussed about his injuries, Nanami would take a while to warm up to her but given sheâs like a Haibara female clone heâd give in to eventually
And Megumi, Yuta and Shoko sneak bcs opposite attract and theyâd deeply respects how passionate she is about her work and making the world a better place and who doesnât love a good grumpy x sunshine. Additionally no one would believe they were actually dating at first.
HONEY LEMON FROM BIG HERO SIX SOOO UNDERRATED!! loved her the most since that movie came out <3 <3
i love your thoughts on all of these !!!!
yuji loves petnames!!!! nothing is too ooey gooey for him, he loves it when you call him anything but his actual name. even if it's for the first time too he'll perk up and react all the same- excited to listen to whatever you have to say i love this thought so much it's so perfectly him. love that he's going to get teased about it but MANS DONT CARE!!!!! his sweetheart just called him pookie in front of a crowd of people and if he had a tail it would be wagging!!!!!
i live for the grumpy x sunshine trope ok i live and breathe grumpy x sunshine and honey lemon's personalty is PRECISELY the sunshine i go for when i'm writing it. maybe hyper but lovable and kind and unafraid to say what's on their mind!! megumi/yuta don't know how to handle allat but they certainly give it their all because by some miracle you chose them and they work every day to make sure you know they choose you too!!!
I get the best brainrot from personal experience. Therefore: Them taking care of you when youâre sick.
(And when I say sick I dont mean the cute little sniffle-stuffed nose-kind of sick. I mean: Fever delirium, extreme coughing, headaches that are so painful you wanna badh your head against the wall and extremely unattractive throwing up everything you had inside you)
Starting with Gojo: heâs be kinda worried. I love that thought that the only thing thatâd ever worry the strongest sorcerer is when you get sick like that. Because he doesnât know what to do. Heâd stay by your side at all times. Even if you tell him not to cause heâll get sick too. Nah, he orders ijichi to bring an entire pharmacy while he takes care of you at home.
Megumi: in terms of taking care, Heâd be just like Gojo but heâd worry a lot less since he knows that sickness will pass. Heâs still devoted to stay by your side, holding you when you sleep. Although you tell him you feel disgusting, all sweat-through from the fever, THAT BOY AINT LEAVING YOU
Yuji: would panic. A lot. Of course he knows sickness passes, heâs not an idiot. But still. You look like youâre on the verge of death (what a charming thing to say to you), but he panics. Heâd cook for you, and even if you couldnât eat or if you throw it up, he wouldnât be mad. Heâd get you all the meds you need and makes sure you take them on time.
Choso: Definition of Panic. If you thought Gojo or Yuji panicked a lot, wait for him. As a cursed womb he doesnât get sick, so heâs losing his mind when you suddenly get a fever and throw up. Poor boy has no fucking idea whatâs wrong with you and heâs panicking HARD. But after the initial shock (and while you rest) heâd read through thousands of articles about human sickness, colds, viruses, etc. and heâs preparing every single home remedy for you. Heâd try so hard, itâs the absolute cutest:((
Ino, that little shit wouldnât take it seriously at first. Letâs say youâre cancelling adate cause you feel sick and heâd just be overdramatic âjust tell me you dont wanna see me, break my heart, babyâ. So he makes a plan to visit you and have a date at home but when you open the door, looking half dead, he immediately takes it seriously and tells you to lay down. For someone who looks as carefree as Ino, he sure does care a lot and itâs cute.
Nanami: please, heâs THE PERFECT MAN. He wouldnât panic. He knows sickness passes, especially when he takes care of you. He doesnât need to get anything cause he has a little home pharmacy with everything you could possibly need. He makes you tea with honey and lemon, and even before you feel nauseous heâd put a bucket next time the bed, just because he thinks you might need it. Heâd the definition of prepared and it just makes you fall in love even harder
For Yuuta I have to say I wouldnât know exactly since I cant feel his personality as well as the others. But he strikes me as a mix between megumi and yuji, panicking but also knowing that sickness will pass if he takes care of you
Hope you liked these. (I puked my guts out and I am sweat through now but I feel better i think the sickness is 80% over)
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
god i feel like yuuta would looove taking care of you. i think he's got some possessiveness issues going on and would enjoy having you rely on him teehehe
i always love ur brainrots i'm sorry it's been so long since i've gone thru my inbox, i've been starving the people of your genius!!

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ALSO. ADDITION TO THE SICK BRAINROT:
Megumi is totally the type of guy whoâd feed your cats and clean their litter boy for you when youâre too sick to do it.
Yuji as well, but he would take it up a notch and even play with them cause COME ON LOOK AT HIM HE IS ADORABLE. And your cats love him
Choso would probably have a hard time at first. Heâd overfeed them and wouldnât really know how to clean the litter box. But he tries. SO HARD AND THATS SO CUTE. Eventually he manages to do it properly and youâre proud of him (WHO WOULDNT BE)
Ino: you dont even have to ask him. He already occasionally does it for you when youâre sleeping cause he doesnât wanna wake you up. So sometimes he just turns off your alarm on the weekend and lets you sleep while taking care of the cats. Heâs so bf material, he learn from the best cause Nanami is the same.
Gojo? He wouldnât do that. He wont get out of bed at all. He keeps holding you tightly. But he might slip a hundred dollar bill to ijichi for taking care of your cats.
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
lmfao gojo's- yes perfectly on the nose all of them as usual
ino learning from nanami??? love ofc always it's always perfect and it's CANON actually uh huh
i love your ongoing cat theme it's so adorable.
Hear me out. I'm not a girly girl. I wear very tomboyish things. Just because it's more comfy and cozy. But sometimes I do like to show off and feel girly and pretty.
therefore: imagine the guys seeing you 'girly' for the first time ever since meeting you (works for pining & est. relationship)
They'd all just stare at you for a hot minute. But Gojo is the worst
He just can't stop staring. Not that you weren't pretty, beautiful, or attractive before, but seeing you like this would short-circuit his brain so hard he'd probably trip and fall to your feet, playing it off with a rizzful "Darling, I think I'm falling for you"
Yuji would stare at first but he probably wouldn't take your look too extreme like Gojo, he's the greenest flag of them all. He doesn't care what you wear, as long as you feel happy and good with it, he's always gonna support you. Although he might get jealous and possessive when others stare at you.
Megumi would would swallow his own tongue. Please that boy would blush so fucking hard. Especially if he hasn't confessed to you yet. He'd stutter and stammer and probably make a big ass fool of himself, but you love it anyways. It makes him even cuter!
Choso doesn't know how to react. For a second he probably wonders if it's really you and he doesn't know he suddenly feels all flustered and hot when looking at you. Pls, I just love that boy so much.
Ino would lose his mind, in the most positive way. He'd wrap his arm around you and be extra possessive (even before confessing). He'd hold you tighter if anyone looks at you and you just laugh it up. But eventually he would cave in and even confess why he acts like this.
They're all such fools and I love them
~ Nanami Flowershop Anon
i projected onto this so hard bc iâm the same way
but itâs so ACCURATE !!!!! i LOCE WHEN YOU SEND ME THESE STEF ((omg this was when u weâre still on anon iâm nostalgic for a month ago hehe))
UHM MORE BRAINROT CAUSE WHY NOT
So in japan, pretty much like the rest of the world, you can get your motorbike license at 16 (not heavy motorcycle)
Imagine being bored one night and itâs around 1 am and you text your friends that you wanna do something but only one (your crush) replies (maybe yuji). You pick him up with your motorbike and make a little road trip and get McDonaldâs or kfc and eat it in the parking lot and itâs just a great time but when itâs around 3 am yâall go back to the dorms. Youâre just happy you spent time with him, meanwhile heâs beaming brightly as he thanks you for the date. Youâre mine just goes blank DID HE WANT THIS TO BE A DATE??? And he just says ânext time Iâll take you outâ
((My brain is going wild at 2am))
~ Nanami flowershop anon
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he's so one of those characters that after months of you pining after him you finally address your feelings and he's like "??? i thought we WERE dating???" :') and it works out but you probably smack him on the arm bc WHY DIDNT HE AsK U OUT PROPERLy??