Dear Anonymous,
Co-Mod: Yes...Ā Yes you are.
Mod Edgeworth:Ā
Really? Poopface? I didnāt realize this was a childrenās show.
Dear GumshoeĀ āLettyā Fan,
Mod Edgeworth: Aside from what Iāve often heard from other AA fans: Gumshoe, Athena Cykes, Franziska Von Karma, Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Trucy Wright, Lamiroir, Maya Fey, Pearl Fey, Ema Skye and the other gang of AA characters... Iād like to see my home girl, Kay Faraday, return back.
My least favorite character would be this dipshit.
Iād rather spend the night with Larry Butz, while listening to Wendy Oldbag on an Edgeworth Gossip Magazine, then driving in a limo for twelve hours with Dr. Hotti watching Jean Armstrong advertise his lotion products before being dragged around Gourd Lake by Lotta Hart and Spark Brussel than spend five seconds with Filch. Please, AA, never bring Filch in my presence EVER again.
Co-Mod: Yāall know who my favorite main character is by now, so Iāll skip that part (if you need a hint, her hairās the same color as the juice she drinks).Ā My least favorite character is a different redhead.
*looks away and sneers*
She was once my least favorite video game character of all time, but then Doki Doki Literature Club happened.Ā Also, a couple of the Mods finally got me curious enough to watch a playthrough of Danganronpa, so she might be getting bumped down my āleast favoriteā ranking again very soon.
If weāre talking about side characters, Iād love to see Kay again, too, and an appearance from good old Detective Badd would definitely be nice.Ā Or everyoneās pal Gumshoe, for that matter.Ā Where the heck have they been?
(Referenced Letter)
Dear notlarry,
Mod Edgeworth: BEEP!
Sorry, the Mod you have reached is no longer in service. Please check the number and try your call again.
Dear Anonymous,
Co-Mod: And Iām Cyrano de Bergerac.
Dear Dawsongfg Pretending to be Moe,
Mod Edgeworth: I go for either.
Co-Mod: Youāre drunk.Ā Give me your keys.
Dear Hotti,
Mod Edgeworth:Ā
I already have a nurse that is very good with exams. Heās my dad and he has a shotgun, if there was any need for a much more thorough examination.
Co-Mod: Only if youāre in the mood to get Sosunsed.
(PreviousĀ Letters)
Mod Edgeworth: Thereās already someone that haunts my dreams. Well... in a good way.
God, I love that man.
And no, you are not going to send any assassin after me. You donāt even know where I live. Nice bluff, though. As for Tumblr being broken, itās the same for me too and the tags we place are in a specific order. Itās no surprise youāve found others that look the same.
Co-Mod: You might as well, since you haunt us so much here, anyway.Ā As for fixing your Tumblr, if youāre using a PC, try holding the CTRL key and using your mouse wheel.Ā (Not sure if I was supposed to take that seriously or not.)
And Iām afraid I see no connection between your evidence.Ā You know what that means, right?
(Previous Letter)
Mod Edgeworth: Itās bananas and sup.
Dear Anonymous,
Mod Edgeworth: Thank you. Your kind words are appreciated.
Co-Mod: Will do, and thank you!Ā Iāve found it to be very comforting myself that, while different Mods have come and gone, this blog is still able to live on, and still enjoyable for so many people.Ā I wish I could guarantee that it will continue on in perpetuity after I leave, but whatever comes, I hope itāll leave a lasting impression on everyone who pays it a visit.Ā In any case, I know the Ace Attorney fandom isnāt going anywhere soon, so letās keep it goinā!
Dear GumshoeĀ āLettyā Fan,
Mod Edgeworth: I wouldnāt say, but I havenāt been here long enough to know, so that may change. However, I have noticed peopleās perspective of Manfred Von Karma changing. Iām beginning to see more and more fans coming out of the woodworks that agree about the hatred for Manfred Von Karma being overblown.
Co-Mod: Iāll start by saying that I didnāt see von Karma as much more than a heartless villain before Mod Edgeworth showed up.Ā I somehow forgot that heās a human being who wasnāt always the selfish brute we seem him as in the games, so thanks for that, M.E.!
Iāve also been able to see a lot of the characters as being more human than I did when I first saw them in the games (not that they werenāt full of humanity there, too, of course).Ā Seeing Apollo gripe about his insane workload, Trucy havingĀ thoughts that contradict her words, and, more recently, Athena wondering what to call her estranged father has made them feel more like people going through people stuff than simple cartoon characters.Ā I hope thatās been the case for you, as well.Ā Besides being sources of entertainment, the members of the Ace Attorney cast are like friends to us (the good guys, at least).
Mod Edgeworth: Polly want a cracker?
Co-Mod: You canāt expect us to answer something like that!
(Previous Letter)
Dear dawsongfg,
Co-Mod: We undid all that, remember?Ā Itās a thing of the past now...sort of.
Dear Anonymous,
Mod Edgeworth: We only consider troll letters going too far, if itās personally hurting a real person. Playing around or insulting fictional characters does not count. If it is going to far, we will let you know, since how one mod responds to a troll may be different from another. Also, weāre not a site that punishes trolls, unless it goes as far as harassment. Just wanted to clarify that.
Co-Mod: I wasnāt aware we were having a beauty contest between people and Pokemon.
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Dear yuesworld,
Co-Mod:
Just kidding.Ā How could I forget you?Ā Nice to see you again!
Iām glad youāre still able to enjoy this blog, and that the new Modsā answering styles are to your liking.Ā Iām also glad we can officially count both The Great Ace Attorney games as part of the translated series!Ā Thanks again, Capcom!
Speaking of translation, thank you again for being generous enough to translate our letters so they can be enjoyed by a wider audience.Ā Thatās something I canāt imagine learning to do on my own, so much appreciated!
I donāt know about the other Mods, but I got fully vaccinated last month -- the Moderna vaccine, specifically.Ā All I can say is, itād better be effective, because my body hated it.
Best of luck to you, and stay healthy!
Mod Edgeworth: Thank you for your contribution and that you liked my Manfred Von Karma Character Essay. Iām currently working on another one with Co-Mod, so look forward to that one.
Mod Edgeworth: I suppose if she swings that way, but I hope she knows Iām only attracted to hot and sexy anime men... just saying. I know you have a tendency to equate us to the characters weāre named after.Ā
Fair warning, that is most likely going to bite you in the butt one day.
Co-Mod: We answer every dumb letter you send our way, and this is how you do us?
-The Mods












