#your weird

I am very hungry, and I have not eaten all day. But I do not want to go downstairs to eat my food, because it makes me uncomfy. But M1 (Mother 1), who is currently sleeping on the couch because of reasons, does not want me to eat food in my room, because ants. So, I must wait until my M1 has fallen asleep, then mission impossible my food back up to my room so I can eat in the privacy of my room, ants be damn. Then once I'm done eating, mission impossible anything left over/plate/trash back downstairs again, so she does not notice that I have done the thing she does not want me to do. This is a perfectly logical course of action, and I am not just being weird about people seeing me eat. Edit: I have successfully stolen a pack of crackers from the kitchen by hiding them on top of the trash in a trash bag, and taking the trash out. The trash was mostly paper at the top, and pack of crackers was not opened, so crackers are still safe to eat. My M1 has not yet discovered that the pack of crackers has been stolen, and if I have anything to say about it, she never will Edit two: Pack of crackers exploded, this is krama FUCK.

When I am writing out my thoughts I hear Emilie Autumn narrating them.