i saved the besT FOR LAST
spikes the eggnog? listen i hate eggnog so can i just buy booze instead since i’m the legal one??? i’m gonna.
hangs the stockings? i feel like we’d both forget tbh
leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the santa tradition? we’re just gonna eat em and binge watch netflix
"accidentally" throws away the fruitcake? no one because i eat it all i love fruitcake tbh
goes overboard on the whipped cream? you will bc i don’t really like whipped cream
is the inevitable Christmas grinch? mE I HATE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH god ‘m awful
wakes up first on Christmas? you bc i sleep until 12
rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? me
starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? literally if you did i would rip your hair out
decorates the Christmas tree? we can do that together and be cute xoxoxo