Starters based on things the Z Team said while watching The Purge
Triggers such as death, blood, violence etc. apply bc it’s the fucking purge
RIP bitch!
You know, when there’s mass murder going on, I like to thing of soothing piano music.
‘Produced by Michael Bay’ So we’ll have like 10 000 explosions?
IT’S A TEAM WIN ______! GET IT RIGHT!
Wow, this sounds really morbid, but I don’t know what else to expect.
2022, 2 2 2, 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2.
Can you make that casserole you made last year honey? With the touch of death in the air? I love that one.
You should be excited, we love death!
You gotta wear plaid as well for that hetero touch.
Yay, machete sharpening!
MURDER!
I made a pie, it may or may not contain blood.
I’m hacking into the nudes.
There’s two bottles of ketchup because they had some left after using it for blood so they just went ‘oh just put it in the fridge no one will noticed’.
I mean, I’d be drinking if there was a possibility I’m gonna die today.
Not on death night(tm).
Is that bootleg Benedict Cucumber?
They got that Donald Trump money.
Oh, throw back to AOL Instant Messanger.
It’s like Black Friday, but you can punch people in the face.
With the purge, I can finally perform tax fraud!
What type of aesthetic is a bunch of dominos in a bowl?
Oh god, that turns me on so much during the pending doom of my life.
THEY USED THE SAME STOCK FOOTAGE!
But its 2022 maybe bangs are back in style?
Life hacks: Murder the dad so you can date the hot girl that isn’t even that hot.
Yes, that was a boner on his left hip when you were getting all touchy-feely with him and NOT a gun.
They’re rich, they’re stupid!
Living in the ghetto is not swaggy, let me tell you.
Bang bang MOTHERFUCKER!
This movie really loses weight once you realise there are more laws that can be broken than just murder.
*Hacker voice* Please mum, make me Doritos.
This movie acts like 75% of the population is like ‘I gotta get my murder fix for this year or I’m gonna lose my mind’.
You can go murder, I’m gonna go steal a flat screen TV.
Kill her! Just fucking do it, I don’t give a shit!
A real compelling argument he’s got here: die outside or die inside.
YOU CAN J-WALK DURING THE PURGE!
I CAN LOITER!
I CAN EGG THE NEIGHBOUR’S HOUSE!
I can watch R18+ movies during the purge hell yes!
______, will you stop existing, please?
These teens are gonna rip the doors off with a truck and come in and murder everyone and your concern is that you gave the child a gun.
This is Donald Trump, Origin Story.
Don’t bring knives to gun fights unless you’re a ninja or a jedi.
You know what, I bet Oxiclean sales go through the roof after the purge.
Thanks for the murder, kissu.
Don’t worry, the slutty catholic girl(tm) will save us.
Is there purge insurance?
They have more money than us, better kill them instead of just STEALING THE MONEY!
*with fake crying* I didn’t get to commit murder and now my nose is broken!
