#young frankenstein reference

To be honest, I had to convert your height to feet and inches ‘cause I’m an ignorant American.

Let’s go!

Sean MacGuire

To be real, you and Sean despised each other when you first met.

His wild personality and take-no-shit attitude did not make the greatest first impression.

When does it ever?

But when you first joined the gang, he tried to swoop in and play the moves on you.

Because with you being shy, you didn’t really speak until a few days in.

Then he heard your accent. 

He accused you of being a “no-good Englishman” and, “you’re no better than Molly, thinkin’ you’re so superior.”

You made him put his foot in his mouth soon enough. 

You stood up for yourself and gave him a taste of your crazy by socking him in the jaw.

You cried, “I’m a Van der Linde, same as you!” 

TBH, he liked it. He admires your fire. 

Since then, he’d pick on you like a little boy at a schoolyard and try to get your attention. 

If you didn’t feel like talking much, no worries. That lad will talk enough for the both of you, getting you to laugh with his dirty jokes and antics. He just wants to see you smile. He feeds off your laughter. 

He has no knowledge of music besides the crass drinking songs of his home country and stuff he’s picked up during bonfire parties with the gang. 

So he secretly asks Dutch for help in wooing you with music. 

Don’t tease him for that though when you find out, or he’ll sulk for days. 

Whenever the gramophone would play, he’d sprint to you and ask you for a dance. 

To which you agree ‘cause he has been growing on you. 

He may be a loud-mouth, but he does have a sensitive side. 

He’ll constantly say that your eyes are the greatest jewels from the British Isles and that the Queen herself could search the world entire and not have prettier emeralds. 

When the two of you announce your love for each other, he can’t get enough of it. 

He loves that you’re able to show your true self to him and unleash your crazy side. The two of you become the rowdiest bunch in camp.

He tries to get you to use your singing voice in bed. 

He wants to hear you hit that high note when he hits that g-spot. 

When you do, it makes him cum almost immediately. You put all those opera singers to shame with your orgasmic singing and moaning. 

---------------

And every sentence feels like it's coming out: