#youmjer

.oh yeah a little fun fact about youmjer, it wishes so bad that it could do console stuff on servers- all hacker like, it wishes it could just make commands and for them to work. it's literally seen the backworks of its reality, it would make sense if it could do it! given what its witnessed! given what it knows! but despite all its efforts it simply cant. it cant. it may have the knowledge but it will never have control. so anyways

.youmjer would be a threat (nowhere near on ferrys level mind you. youmjer is a network that's chilling meanwhile ferry is covered in someones blood like 99% of the time. the other 1% is when its companions manage to catch it and Make It Properly Wash Itself That Isnt It Just Walking Into A Stream.) if it weren't conscious of the effects that revealing a different angle of reality have on people who previously didn't really know. fortunately for everyone it has Anxiety and also Tries To Be Niceys. however it will be ominous at folks from time to time cuz like its fuuuuuun come on its fun. totally unrelated but it has canonically trapped a guy into a nonecludian riddle maze multiple times before as one does