#you exist!

SHUSH YOU!!!

(Look Slade CHOOSES to go by the name DeAtHsTrOkE tHe TeRmInAtOr and it is MY RESPONSIBILITY to use that for as much hilarity as possible.)

(Also teeeechnically Deathwing is already taken by Evil Future Dick Grayson, so there would OBVIOUSLY be some confusion—confusion that could EASILY be avoided by using…)

You're 👏 valid! 👏

You 👏 exist 👏 no 👏 one 👏 can 👏 stop 👏 that! 👏

...something insidious or dramatic or cataclysmic???

N-no? So that’s... that’s a no. Got it. I mean, I figured since... y’know, if the ol’ six-to-the-six-to-the-six was... but... but no. Okay. Sorry to bother. As you were.

(In which Nash summons Satan again, albeit for naught.)

HEY WELCOME NEW NASHOOLIGANS THIS ISN’T HELL I SWEAR AT LEAST NOT MOSTLY OKAY BYE

I have a lot of fitblrs that I like to 'check up on'. But you guys are mostly personal posters, and sometimes only post once or twice a day (if that). I don't scroll ALLL the way through my dash so I somehow 'forget' about you, and then you like something of mine or I somehow see you, and it's like AHHH YOU EXIST! I'm sorry! (I then proceed to stalk you for the next 30 minutes)