#you could say...

I always humanized objects than I got "obsessed for no reason" with literature about attraction to objects. Somehow did not see coming that this would effect how I interact with objects. Like yeah that's Emerson my tv. I say "Hi Emerson!" Everytime I turn him on. I go "Emersooooon?" when he's booting up slow. I got so excited when I first plugged him in a kissed his frame and then got really embarrassed and flustered about it. Somehow it still took time to realize this was indeed some kind of object attraction and not how normal people react to getting a new personal tv

when they built the campus of the university i am enrolled at they probably asked themselves "how can we make a place look as despressing and dull as possible?" and then just worked w that