WHERE THE FUCK IS MCCAPHY
GOD BLESS
what was their first kiss like
DRUNKMURPHY MISSEDcarol laughed and held him in place for a real one
what were they like their first time having sex
drunk on his hotel room floor three days after he got into greenvale ●‿●✿their first "real" time tho was hesitant and awk and sweet and wow mccaphy
who’s louder
by default i still want to say murphy but ACTUALLY carol gives manly murphy screams a run for their money
who wakes up first
i want to say murphy tends to wake up first, but he's gotten more comfortable about falling asleep first sometimes too
who performs/receives oral more often
carol performs ?????? occasionally, but not frequently bcuz murphy doesn't like sitting there doing nothing for herhe may or may not be conducting a little, ahem, research, for attempted implementation in a few months...
who tries new things more often
they've both pretty much found their niches?? if they want to do "new" stuff it's pretty mutual
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include
ok realtalk i know for the sake of the question it's forced, but it just would not happen. i mean begging the question he himself would ever be okay with threesomes anyway, murphy could never get involved with someone else while with carol, mutual or not, bcuz he knows how much displaced affection would hurt her.
