#mccaphy

carol: yeah, you kind of are, aren't you?

murphy: [squeak] i'm manly as hell

[5:54:14 PM] in a game pls don't message me: BURDS and BEARS

[5:54:17 PM] KERKERMBER NERPS: THANK U

[5:54:30 PM] in a game pls don't message me: also, copious amounts of alcohol. also, human hearts diced up, set on fire, and stomped on. monsters. evil, evil men named george. dead relatives. lifetimes of suffering.

[5:57:42 PM] KERKERMBER NERPS: omG

[5:57:43 PM] in a game pls don't message me: intense hatred for anything outside of one's comfort zone

[5:57:43 PM] KERKERMBER NERPS: i HAVE ENOUGH

[6:30:15 PM] Flawless Solo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP8RB7UZHKI

[6:35:07 PM] Flawless Solo: things one of the kids is probably oging to do

[6:35:17 PM] the fellowship of the murph: "carol, honey, listen"

[6:35:29 PM] the fellowship of the murph: murphy laughs his fucking ass off, carol just goes livid

[6:36:14 PM] the fellowship of the murph: another one:

[6:36:19 PM] the fellowship of the murph: one of the kids is in trouble, carol is trying to discipline them. then they just say "tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet" and carol is like WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT

[6:36:46 PM] the fellowship of the murph: and they're like

not been noticed, u say???

we'll see about THAT

yeah, that's better

GOD BLESS

what was their first kiss like

DRUNKMURPHY MISSEDcarol laughed and held him in place for a real one

what were they like their first time having sex

drunk on his hotel room floor three days after he got into greenvale ●‿●✿their first "real" time tho was hesitant and awk and sweet and wow mccaphy

who’s louder

by default i still want to say murphy but ACTUALLY carol gives manly murphy screams a run for their money

who wakes up first

i want to say murphy tends to wake up first, but he's gotten more comfortable about falling asleep first sometimes too

who performs/receives oral more often

carol performs ?????? occasionally, but not frequently bcuz murphy doesn't like sitting there doing nothing for herhe may or may not be conducting a little, ahem, research, for attempted implementation in a few months...

who tries new things more often

they've both pretty much found their niches?? if they want to do "new" stuff it's pretty mutual

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include

[08:09] SS: That's the way she is.

[08:09] NC: That is